Are you still there? Hello? Is anyone still reading this after glancing at the title? We’re sorry to disappoint you. This isn’t about Susan Boyle.
Unfortunately, she hasn’t tried to drink the blood of an Englishman or had multiple botox injections.
To depress you further, this isn’t about the winners of the 2009 final, Diversity, either. Frankly, they don’t have a decent sob story, so we’re not interested. Instead, we’re going to divert our attention to Fred Bowers, who appeared on the show. Don’t know who he is? What about when we say body-popping, breakdancing pensioner Fred Bowers?
