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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Sleep With Hookers, Just Plain Old Psychopaths

November 7th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Justin Bieber’s not exactly known for his smarts, but even he’s got to realize that he’s twenty years, a hundred pounds and a greasy?mustache?away from having to pay girls to sleep with him.?

One of the perks of being young, rich and famous is that there are legions of barely legal girls willing to throw their grandmothers under a bus just for the chance to lick those abs. Biebs really would have to be a few bulbs short of a tanning bed to splash out on some hookers when horny fans are probably easier to get a hold of than a takeaway pizza. That totally creepy video of a sleeping Justin? That has ‘rabid fan’ written all over it.

Justin Bieber, Canada’s More Prissy Charlie Sheen

November 4th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Just when you think Justin Bieber can’t get more disgusting, he manages to make you retch up your breakfast once again.? Bieber has gone from a slow roll down the hill of WTF, to a full blown avalanche, in a very short period of time.?

Maybe it’s the steroids, maybe it’s finally breaking up with the way too good for him Selena Gomez, maybe it’s his friends.? There doesn’t seem to be one set thing to put the blame on, but you can’t help but now root for his total destruction.

Psycho Pulls Beyonc? Offstage, Tries To Make Her Love Him

September 17th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

While performing “Irreplaceable” in Brazil on Sunday,?Beyonc? was nearly MURDERED by a crazy fan. Okay, not really ? he just got too excited and pulled her offstage and probably hugged her so hard her eyeballs popped out a little bit, but chances are he thinks about murdering her and wearing her skin around while he dances and sings along to “Single Ladies”, so it’s practically the same thing.

A few people cheered as she hit the crowd, but it was less of a “YEAH BITCH WENT DOWN!” cheer and more of a “OMG SHE’S AT EMBRACE-LEVEL, LET’S GET HER!”

Brazilian Thicko Tries To Commit Fraud With Jack Nicholson’s Face

February 29th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

If you were going to commit some kind of burglary, you might wear a rubber mask depicting a famous person. What if you were just stood there with your own stupid face, holding an ID card with an Oscar winner on it, grinning inanely saying ‘yep, that’s me alright!’?

Step forward one dazzlingly simple Brazilian conman.

A Brazilian man found his collar being felt by the long arm of the law as he tried to open a fraudulent bank account with a fake ID that featured a photo of actor Jack Nicholson. That’d be Jack ‘massively recognisable’ Nicholson.

Awesome or Off-Putting: The Lost City Z

November 18th, 2010 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

There are lots of lost civilizations out there – the most famous being Atlantis. If you care to get Biblical you also have the city of Enoch, and if you care to get fantastical you’ve got El Dorado. Detroit will probably be added to that list sometime in the next decade. Probably not next to El Dorado, though. Common sense tells us that Detroit will more likely be remembered for it’s 100% plywood inner city than anything having to do with gold.

The Lost City Z is one we’ve never previously heard of – but it’s probably taken the lives of more explorers than any of the others, and by that we mean at least 5 or 6.

Awesome Or Off-Putting: Two Brazilian Bird People & An English One

March 25th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

Thoughts of people flying aren’t so strange today. We’ve seen video of big bulky jet packs carrying people all sorts of places through the air – like from a prison on Arrested Development. As we understand it, that show was a documentary, and everything we saw there really happened.

What’s stranger, though, is that multiple people swear up and down they saw people fly without the aid of a device. That’s probably because human/bird hybrids don’t need mechanics to soar through the air.

Brazil: Naomi Campbell’s Blood? Ew Gross, No

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

It has long been foretold that Naomi Campbell’s blood would spill forth upon the land, creeping into every house, every street and every unfortunate gaping mouth that happens to be astounded by the sight of such a big red tidal wave.

In recent years theologians have stated that all the signs are in place, and that the apocalyptic super-model’s body explosion would happen any day now. We’re still waiting.

Let’s hope it doesn’t happen anytime soon either – because as it stands right now her blood isn’t even good enough to save under-weight mosquito children. Well we think that’s how it stands.

We’ve actually only read headlines on the matter.