Bobby Brown’s son Brandon Brown has revealed he was once seduced by Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom.
It’s a typical (Bobby Brown-like) boy meets (Lindsay Lohan-like) girl story: They meet at a party. They both think ‘ooh, he/she’s fit’. Boy goes to the toilet for a piss. Girl, perhaps aroused by the potential to orgasm while simultaneously inhaling men’s stale urine, follows him in. They have sex. They are now primed to have their first conversation:
Lindsay: Pass us some tissue. Cheers. So, what’s your name and what do you do?
Brandon: My name’s Brandon. My official job title is ‘son’. And you?
