Remember in July, when Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital, with Mitch Winehouse telling everyone that she’d just had a bad reaction to medicine? Apparently that’s not the case at all. Apparently Amy Winehouse overdosed on drugs again, started convulsing and might have suffered permanent brain damage.

Although the brain damage hasn’t been fully diagnosed yet, there are a number of signs to look out for including a glazed expression, spontaneous muscle spasms, chronic slurring and bewildering hairstyle choices. Holy crap, do you know what this means? Bruce Forsyth has damaged his brain on drugs!

He hasn’t. He really hasn’t. At all. Sorry.

Mitch Winehouse has become a household name lately, and that’s because whenever Amy Winehouse coughs, Mitch Winehouse rushes off to the press to tell the world that drugs have given her emphysema or scabies or hantavirus or CJD or an allergy to peanuts, even though they probably haven’t.

But it seems like that might not have been the case in July, when Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital with what was claimed to be a bad reaction to medicine. According to one of Amy Winehouse’s friends, she went to hospital because she had another one of her drug overdoses – this time on cannabis instead of heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy, ketamine and booze – and it actually broke her flipping mind. A friend of Amy’s told The Sun:

“The future is bleak, bleak, bleak… She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction. Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

Like we said, shocking stuff. And definitely true, too – one of Amy Winehouse’s friends told it to The Sun. And if you can’t trust the word of someone who leeches off a millionaire singer and then goes blabbing to a red-top tabloid newspaper, then who can you trust?

Is this rock bottom for Amy Winehouse? Don’t be daft – she hasn’t got where she is today by listening to stupid things like well-established medical advice, has she? Admittedly where she is today is dangerously ill-looking, appearing to be constantly on the verge of a fatal drug overdose and staring down the barrel of a lifetime of brain damage, but who are we to point that out?

And it does seem to us like Amy Winehouse might have a little bit of brain damage already – she appears to have stopped pining for her jailed husband in public recently, and that’s a bit mental.

Because he’s just so sexy, isn’t he?

Girls?

Anyone?