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Tyra Banks’s Stalker Convicted Of Stalking Tyra Banks

May 1st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Tyra Banks, Tyra Banks stalker, Brady GreenThere are close to seven billion people on Earth right now. Stalkers aren’t exactly tripping over each other for fresh victims.

And yet Brady Green still stalked Tyra Banks. He could have tried stalking anyone else – someone who can only articulate their feelings without using a series of preposterous facial expressions, perhaps, or someone who seems pleasant – but no. Brady Green decided to stalk Tyra Banks, and now he’s been convicted.

Alright, technically Brady Green was convicted of stalking, harassment, criminal trespass and attempted aggravated harassment, but that’s only because you can’t be convicted of having dreadful taste in women.

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Tyra Banks’ Halfhearted Alleged Stalker Back On The Streets

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Tyra Banks Stalker Brady Green arrested releasedA man purported to be Tyra Banks' stalker has been freed by police a day after getting arrested – but don't worry, because he sounds a bit crap.

Brady Green is accused of constantly leaving phone messages for Tyra Banks, sending her flowers and letters and turning up at her TV studio unannounced. Which, you know, is hardly sending her dildos or drawing threatening cartoons of her.

Worryingly, though, Brady Green is back on the streets after police charged and released him. Obviously the sensible thing would have been to lock him away in a nuthouse because, seriously, we didn't think anyone liked Tyra Banks at all, let alone enough to actually follow her around and stuff.

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