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Film Foam: Cannes, Tarantino, Drag Me To Hell

by hecklerspray staff

All eyes have been at Cannes this week and if the sight of the bikini clad sleaze wasn’t enough to draw attention to the town, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie swanned in to put the place on the front page. Who cares about films when you can have really, really, really good looking people around… [...]

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Kiss! On The Mouth! ON THE MOUTH!

by Stuart Heritage

There are currently three schools of thought regarding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One is that their marriage is in trouble.

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Jennifer Aniston: Having It Off With Another Bloke From Her Films?

by Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Aniston’s co-stars have every right to be scared. Star in a film with Jennifer Aniston and one of two things will happen.

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Brad Pitt Goes To Washington, Nancy Pelosi Pees A Little Bit

by Stuart Heritage

In these times of immense global hardships, it’s reassuring that governments are doing what they need to do.

Like creaming themselves over Brad Pitt. Wait, no, hang on, what? Even though it’s probably right at the very bottom of their priority list – just after ‘stop the world slumping into an irreversible environmental and financial catastrophe’ and ‘buy more milk for the fridge’ – the entire US government froze up yesterday so that Brad Pitt could chat to senior politicians, including the actual president, about charity.

Next week: Jennifer Aniston shouts at the Lithuanian interior minister through a megaphone about her fingernails.

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 5 March 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Brad Pitt advertises liquid. In Japan. Like a fool – Holymoly

9 – 24 Twitter birds, all of which are far lovelier than the original – Luclatulippe

8 – So HERE’s why U2 have been killing themselves promoting their new album – Popjustice

7 – And now, the world’s most exuberant Bon Jovi fan – Best Week Ever

6 – Some giant paper robots having a fight – Vimeo

5 – Want to make an Ottomon out of a suitcase? OK! – Instructables

4 – There’s a Twilight board game. We’re scared – The Hater

3 – Visual proof that Jennifer Aniston has left the country – Popsugar

2 – Apparently Danny Boyle is doing My Fair Lady next as well – EW

1 – How long before this appears on a commercial? Answers in milliseconds, please…

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Oscars Really Wanted That Jennifer Aniston/ Angelina Jolie Fight

by Stuart Heritage

The Oscars, while ostensibly about giving little statues to humourless men, were only really about one thing.

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Brad Pitt Goes To Las Vegas With Some Kids, No Hilarity Ensues

by Stuart Heritage

You know what’s crazy? When fathers take their sons to places and do things. Boy, that’s crazy. CRAZY.

So that makes Brad Pitt a lunatic. Reports are zinging around about Brad Pitt taking his adopted sons Maddox and Pax to Las Vegas to eat burgers and play Nintendo together. Without question, this is clearly the biggest news of the decade, if not history.

Let’s just be thankful that it was Brad Pitt who did this and not Angelina Jolie, because then Jennifer Aniston would feel obliged to counter it by suckling a wolverine or something, and we’re getting so tired.

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Look Out Myanmar, Angelina Jolie’s Coming For Your Kids

by Stuart Heritage

The good people of Myanmar have been through plenty of strife over recent years, but help is on the way.

How so? Humanitarian aid? International sanctions against its military junta? A UN investigation into alleged human rights violations? Oh, don’t be daft – we mean that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are probably going to adopt a baby from Myanmar instead.

And while that might seem a little halfhearted, it really isn’t – once Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have adopted their little Burmese baby, all of Myanmar will be united. Shared resentment of sanctimonious moviestars, that’s what really heals a country.

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Will Smith Really Is Awfully Bankable

by Stuart Heritage

Will Smith’s appeal is that he looks comfortable in everything – comedies like Hitch, actioners like Bad Boys.

Stinking bags of bumheap like Hancock. Anything. And because of this – plus the way that Will Smith will promote his films by going on every single TV show and laughing so loudly and over-sincerely that he seems like an escaped murderer – that Forbes has called Will Smith the world’s most bankable star.

So congratulations to Will Smith. And equal congratulations Tatyana Ali from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, who has been name as the 1,268th most bankable star. Keep living the dream Tatyana!

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BAFTA 2009 Red Carpet: The ‘Hecklerspray Fails Miserably’ Video

by Stuart Heritage

As we may have mentioned already, last night hecklerspray got to report from the red carpet at the 2009 BAFTAs.

And, it’s fair to say, we were rubbish. We’ll have a full BAFTAs report coming up in a few hours – but in the meantime, do feel free to revel in this visual evidence of our thundering social ineptitude.

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