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Here’s A Statue Of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Having It Off

Daniel Edwards is a weird art-perv. In fairness, most art is based on someone being a perv. The Venus de Milo is the voyeuristic peerings by a man staring at a woman coming out of the shower and Tracey Emin‘s tent was a list of all the men foolish enough to bear down on her [...]

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Design Jewellery Because, Oh, God Knows

by Stuart Heritage

Are you impossibly rich? Do you have a legitimately irrational infatuation with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

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Brad Pitt Grows A Manky Beard, Which Is Definitely News

by Stuart Heritage

This news is so important that you might need to spend the rest of the day pondering its gigantic consequences.

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Seriously, I’m Totally Normal, Lies Angelina Jolie

by Josh Burt

It must be International Fibbing Week or something, because it seems like untruths are spilling from celebrities, like soup from bearded tramp’s inebriated spluttering mouth. Yesterday Posh Spice said something about not being remotely thin. And today, it turns out that Angelina Jolie has been insisting to OK! Magazine – the UK’s least discerning showbusiness [...]

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Inglourious Basterds Nurmbar Won At Weekend Borx Orifice

by Stuart Heritage

You can say a lot of things about Quentin Tarantino – mainly about his great big stupid chin if you like – but don’t say he never learns. Remember Valkerie, the movie where Tom Cruise tries to kill Hitler but bollocks it all up? Not a great big hit at the weekend box office. But [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 19 August 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – People say stuff every day. Here’s a small amount of it – Collegecandy 9 – Dear BBC, last week you introduced the best character in the history of EastEnders. More of him please – Watch With Mothers 8 – If you want to rot in fairly close proximity to a fairly famous completely [...]

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Brad Pitt To Be In Sherlock Holmes, But Not Really

by Shawn Lindseth

When Henry VIII wrote his first Sherlock Holmes story on the severed necks of his dead wives sometime in the 1500s, he likely had no idea how long his sleuth would endure. Yet here it is, some 500 years later and we’re still making movies out of him. And how, you might ask, can this [...]

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