Brad Pitt’s talents are limitless – making Jennifer Aniston cry, not being quite good enough at acting to win an Oscar.
Actually, that’s about it. OR IS IT? Because Brad Pitt might be about to run for mayor of New Orleans. And by ‘about to’ we mean ‘has definitely denied wanting to’, but let’s not get a stupid fact mess things up, shall we? Brad Pitt is totally going to be the mayor of New Orleans!
Obviously it’s a front Brad Pitt to snatch the city’s children and raise them as his own, but that doesn’t matter. Brad Pitt! Squee!
