Brad Pitt Goes To Las Vegas With Some Kids, No Hilarity Ensues You know what's crazy? When fathers take their sons to places and do things. Boy, that's crazy. CRAZY. So that makes Brad Pitt a lunatic. Reports are zinging around about Brad Pitt taking his adopted sons Maddox and Pax to Las Vegas to eat burgers and play Nintendo together. Without question, this is clearly the biggest news of the decade, if not history. Let's just be thankful that it was Brad Pitt who did this and not Angelina Jolie, because then Jennifer Aniston would feel obliged to counter it by suckling a wolverine or something, and we're getting so tired.