In these times of immense global hardships, it’s reassuring that governments are doing what they need to do.
Like creaming themselves over Brad Pitt. Wait, no, hang on, what? Even though it’s probably right at the very bottom of their priority list – just after ‘stop the world slumping into an irreversible environmental and financial catastrophe’ and ‘buy more milk for the fridge’ – the entire US government froze up yesterday so that Brad Pitt could chat to senior politicians, including the actual president, about charity.
Next week: Jennifer Aniston shouts at the Lithuanian interior minister through a megaphone about her fingernails.
