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5 Celebrity Families Who Need Reality Shows

August 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian recently announced that they were filming season 17849018 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it really made me realize that I might finally be over keeping up with the Kardashians/Jenners. I mean, they’re still great to blog about, but show wise they’re just no fun anymore, you know?

There are way more celebrity families I’d rather be getting a BTS look at, so of course I made a list. I mean, there is no chance in hell any of these shows would happen, but a girl can dream, right?

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Are Getting Back Together!

February 15th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Ok, so this title is 100% speculation, but I’m officially calling the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunion NOW. As you know, Brad and Angelina SHOOK my world last year with their divorce, and now, Jennifer and her husband Justin Theroux have announced their separation. This can only mean ONE thing: A BRAD AND JEN REUNION IS COMING!

Literally minutes ago, Jen and Justin announced their separation, so this news is very very fresh, but not that unexpected since the two haven’t made a public appearance together since July, and I got knocked up in July, so I know that was a damn long time ago because I am pregnant af.

Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt Have Been Canoodling

July 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While I’m still reeling from the shitshow that is Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, I do feel some relief to find myself blogging about two people who don’t actually make me want to throw up in my mouth. In this case, I’m referring to Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller.

Brad and Sienna are both newly single and both insanely sexy, and now they might be making out with each other on the down low, which I whole-heartedly support.

How I’m Handling 2016 (In GIFS)

October 8th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In case you haven’t noticed, 2016 has been an absolute global shit show. I mean, it has been an emotional fucking rollercoaster across the board for the entire world and I think it’s safe to say we’re all ready to get this shit over with.

Even though it’s only October, I really wanted to reflect on how I’ve been handling this year, both in terms of celebrity and pop culture shit, as well as serious global issues, in the best way I know possible: GIFS.

Melissa Etheridge is Not Here for Angelina Jolie

October 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For those not in the Hollywood know like I am, iconic 90’s lesbian Melissa Etheridge and iconic 90’s hunk Brad Pitt have been besties for over 20 years. She’s put all his top hoes in her music videos over the years: Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. Well, all but one top hoe…

For a while I thought maybe Melissa just never put Angelina in one of her videos because a) she wasn’t really releasing many videos since Angie and Brad got together, or b) maybe her and Brad weren’t that close anymore. Turns out Melissa just hates the bitch!

Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston Exists During Brangelina Split!

September 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While I’ve been busy doing a somewhat sporadic job reporting on the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, other media outlets (I’m looking at you Us Weekly) have become a little bit obsessed with how Jennifer Aniston is taking the whole thing.

I jumped on the Us Weekly site today (I love to bite the hand that feeds) and there were literally two stories titled: ‘Jen Aniston Wears an Evil Eye Necklace Post Brangelina Split’ and ‘Jen Gets Massage, Dinner With Justin Amid Brangelina News’, and all I could think was WHO FUCKING CARES?!

The Brangelina Split is a Mess

January 19th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you’ve been following the media storm that is the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce, then you probably already know that this thing is becoming an absolute mess. First, Brad was accused of cheating on Angie with Marion Cotillard (which she denied, while also announcing that’s she’s pregnant with her second child with her long time boyfriend).

Then, there are the rumors that Brad had a drunken outburst on a private plane which lead to him being verbally and physically abusive towards one of their kids, and now the situation is being looked into by child protective servives. I mean, it’s all pretty fucked up and sad.

Angelina Jolie to Divorce Brad Pitt

September 21st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Someone put Beyoncé in protective custody until midnight on December 31st, because 2016 is officially the year that everything good has been FUCKING DESTROYED. I know some of you might be thinking I’m super delayed in writing about the Brangelina divorce, but please understand that this really blindsided me and I’m dealing with a lot of emotions right now.

Yesterday, after 11 beautiful years together and 2 years of wedded bliss, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. If Beyoncé files for divorce from Jay Z this week you can all go right ahead and make arrangements for my funeral because I will be fucking DONE.

Angelina Jolie Nude is Everything We Ever Wanted (79 PICS)

You know Angelina Jolie. You’ve seen her in many movies. She’s one of the most influential female actresses in the past 30 years and one of the world’s most beautiful women. You’re here to see her nude pictures. Let’s get started.

Unlike most other sexy female celebs that shine for a movie or two, Angelina Jolie has been super famous for a really long time. Her filmography is long and consistently entertaining. Starting from the trashy low-budget film Cyborg 2 to Hackers, Gia, Bone Collector, Lara Croft, Wanted, Salt and Maleficient, it’s been a thrilling ride of epic proportions.

Gwyneth Paltrow Used to Be Really Cool

March 23rd, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Recently, Gwyneth Paltrow took to Instagram to post a Throwback Thursday pic from 1992 with her ex-boyfriend, Donavan Leitch. She was 19, not famous, and, dare I say, looked pretty cool (yes, I think people look cool when they smoke. I’m such a nerd). Then I thought: Man, remember back when Gwyneth Paltrow was really fucking cool?

It was a glorious time called the 1990s and everyone from Johnny Depp to Leonardo DiCaprio to Madonna was exponentially cooler. EVEN Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, she was kind of a big deal in the world of cool. Of course, this was before she was the pretentious, kale-loving cunt we all know and hate today.