Articles tagged with: Brad Altman
Sorry Girls, George Takei Is Off The Market
Ladies, we know that when someone's making love to you, you're really fantasising about George Takei - but it's too late. That's because, ladies, we're sorry to admit that George Takei has got married. Your dreams of Mr Sulu appearing at your doorstep on a white steed to whisk you away to a life on unparalleled luxury are worthless now, because this weekend George Takei got married to a very lucky lady by the name of Brad Altman. Huh, Brad Altman. That's a funny and oddly-masculine name for a lady to have. In fact, looking at George Takei's wedding pictures, his new wife bears an uncanny resemblance to a balding grey-haired man in his mid-fifties. Poor woman. Still, she must be great in the sack to snag a pussy-magnet like George Takei, so who are we to judge.
Ladies, we know that when someone's making love to you, you're really fantasising about George Takei - but it's too late. That's because, ladies, we're sorry to admit that George Takei has got married. Your dreams of Mr Sulu appearing at your doorstep on a white steed to whisk you away to a life on unparalleled luxury are worthless now, because this weekend George Takei got married to a very lucky lady by the name of Brad Altman. Huh, Brad Altman. That's a funny and oddly-masculine name for a lady to have. In fact, looking at George Takei's wedding pictures, his new wife bears an uncanny resemblance to a balding grey-haired man in his mid-fifties. Poor woman. Still, she must be great in the sack to snag a pussy-magnet like George Takei, so who are we to judge.
Mr Sulu To Gay-Marry Everyone, Or Just His Boyfriend Or Whatever
Everyone loves a good homemade honeymoon sex video that's been leaked onto the internet, don't they? Which is why everyone should prepare themselves for the holy grail of honeymoon sex tapes. Or, to be more precise, the holy grail of honeymoon sex tapes featuring a 71-year-old Asian man humping his 54-year-old husband with every ounce of strength left in his feeble body. That's right - George Takei fron Star Trek is getting married! News of George Takei's wedding comes hot on the heels of California overturning its ban on gay marriage. And, as happy as we are that George Takei can formalise a relationship he's had for 21 years, maybe this new law will make it easier for other closeted gay actors to finally come out and stop living a lie. That's right, Doogie Howser, we're looking at you.
Everyone loves a good homemade honeymoon sex video that's been leaked onto the internet, don't they? Which is why everyone should prepare themselves for the holy grail of honeymoon sex tapes. Or, to be more precise, the holy grail of honeymoon sex tapes featuring a 71-year-old Asian man humping his 54-year-old husband with every ounce of strength left in his feeble body. That's right - George Takei fron Star Trek is getting married! News of George Takei's wedding comes hot on the heels of California overturning its ban on gay marriage. And, as happy as we are that George Takei can formalise a relationship he's had for 21 years, maybe this new law will make it easier for other closeted gay actors to finally come out and stop living a lie. That's right, Doogie Howser, we're looking at you.
