Miley Cyrus is a name you have been forced to learn.  

This is because you have a pre-teen daughter, or because the whole world threw a giant hissy over her photos in Vanity Fair, or because you’re a bit pervy like the majority of hecklerspray readers, and virtually all of the male staff.  

But Miley Cyrus isn’t just kittens and cupcakes anymore. She’s angry, and she’s attempting to make the predictable jump from super sweet to angry and edgy in her new album. No, really. She totally is. 

Miley Cyrus has a lot to be angry about. Everyday she has to get up and make the challenging decision of ‘blond wig, or no wig’?  And then there’s her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, with mandatory bi-daily performances of Achy-Breaky Heart, complete with mullet and sleeveless flannel shirt.   

But what she really has to be mad about is boys. Boys make Miley Cyrus more than mad, they make her (gasp) angry. That’s right, her new album is going to be all hardcore and angry, and stuff. 

Miley unleashed her terrifying rage to Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview for KIIS-FM on Wednesday. Parental discretion is advised for reading the following statement from Miley as she describes her wrath about ex-boyfriends: 

"The word 'hate' could describe how angry I am. [It goes] through all the different stages of what's been going on the past couple years," Miley said. "It was like a little therapy moment for me."

Aside from those stages which include pre-training brassiere stage, training brassiere stage, and post-training brassiere stage, Miley has gone through some difficult stuff when it comes to boys, and she's hoping to get back at them through song. Miley also said: 

"I want them to be upset. That was my point. I was a little worried, but I'm excited that I just did it." 

These are the things that make for groundbreaking music. Look out, Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson. There’s a new spurious, pseudo-angry rocker chick on the affluent suburban block.