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Lady GaGa’s Male Alter Ego Can Talk

August 26th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When someone is being a bit wet, it isn’t uncommon for someone else to yell “MAN UP!” at them. Lady GaGa has done just that by gender-bending in a photo shoot for Vogue Hommes Japan.

The news, when we originally ran the story, saw us wanting to create a crude mangina with the aid of some sellotape. After having to take the tape off and tear most of our pubic hair off, we realise this was a bad idea, or indeed, that we should collectively start shaving our balls.

Anyway, Lady GaGa’s male alter ego is called Jo Calderone and he has spoken in an interview in the next issue of the Japanese magazine.

Lady GaGa Makes Video After Becoming Most Followed Person On Twitter

August 25th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrities and Twitter don’t often mix well. Steve Brookstein (if you can call him a sleb at all) has found himself in bother after shooting his mouth off and Lee Ryan seemed to think it was alright to call people with disabilities and call girls “pig face” (here).

However, use it right and you can have your fans eating out of your hand, as Lady GaGa has proved. And now, she’s the most popular person on Twitter after overtaking Britney Spears and has more followers than anyone else ever.

As TechCrunch report, GaGa currently has 5,806,037 followers (and counting) on Twitter.com/LadyGaga, while Britney Spears has, well, less at Twitter.com/BritneySpears.

To celebrate Lady GaGa has made a delightfully odd video to thank her followers, which you can see over the jump.

Boy George Offers Advice to Lady GaGa (Everyone Falls About Laughing)

August 11th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Boy George. You know him right? Last seen picking up spent condoms off the floor in America. He did litter picking as community service before that as well. Anyway, he’s a tragic old hag who really isn’t in a position to offer anyone any advice of any sort because ‘been there, seen it all’ doesn’t count if you’re still a massive liability.

Which brings us clumsily to the fact that Boy George has questioned why Lady GaGa felt the need to discuss her use of drugs.

Get that. Boy George questioning someone’s behaviour. Someone who not too long ago handcuffed a male escort up whilst doped out of his massively round head.

Boy George Banned From Celebrity Big Brother Thanks To That Male Prostitute

December 23rd, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

If you were born in the era where songs likes Karma Chameleon were considered acceptable to own, then we feel sorry for you.

Looking back at it now, the record is really poor. Almost U2 poor. With Boy George singing about karma, perhaps he thought the mystic force would bestow tons of positive energy towards him.

Clearly this wasn?t the case for poor Boy George. After all, no normal person can tell you another Culture Club song. Then, of course, the old drugs don’t help and neither does chaining up male whores in your house. Despite getting a jail sentence reduced for the whore thing, Boy George is suffering now. The probation service believe he is danger of media attacks if was to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house. We wonder why.

15 Months In Jail For Manwhore-Chaining Boy George

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Remember how Boy George once cameoed on The A-Team, a show about men jailed for a crime they didn’t commit?

Well now Boy George has more in common with them than ever. Because he too has been jailed for a crime that… oh no, wait, Boy George did chain that Norwegian prostitute up and threaten to kill him, didn’t he? In that case, ignore everything we just said.

Boy George has been sentenced to 15 month in jail for falsely imprisoning a manwhore. Logic states that he’ll be out in seven for good behaviour, but reality states that he probably won’t because he’s a dickhead.

Boy George Guilty Of Chaining Up That Whore Of His

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, let this be a lesson – no beating up manwhores with a chain.

We’re being serious. It doesn’t go down well at all. Boy George, king of the bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, has been found guilty of handcuffing a Norwegian male prostitute to a wall, beating him with a chain and threatening to kill him, and now he’s probably going to jail for it.

It just goes to show – never copy Boy George. It was true when you decided to decided to grow those nasty white-boy dreadlocks and it’s true now.

Boy George: “OK, I Did Chain That Norwegian Manwhore Up”

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Remember when that male prostitute said Boy George chained him to a wall, hit him and threatened to kill him?

Well, turns out it’s true. Partially – Boy George has admitted that he did handcuff Audun Carlsen up, and that he did hit him a bit, but only consensually. But Boy George swears that he wasn’t going to kill him, because a dead manwhore wouldn’t be great for his career.

Remember, Boy George once painted his jaw black and pretended to be David Bowie on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes, so he obviously knows a great career move when he sees one.

Boy George Banned From US, Imprisoned Manwhores Partially To Blame

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There's an old saying that goes 'An Englishman's home is his castle, and if he ever wants to imprison a Scandinavian male prostitute in his castle against his wishes then that's probably OK'.

But sadly it seems like America, the so-called land of the free, has got some issues about people chaining male prostitutes to their walls and vaguely insulting them for a bit. Just ask Boy George.

Boy George is just about to set off on a tour of America, except that now he can't get a visa because of his upcoming prostitute-chaining trial. Not that Boy George should worry too much, though. We know for a fact that there are plenty of other countries who'll give you visas no matter how many terrified manwhores you've chained up to a wall in your sordid little sex dungeon. Um, we read that in a book or something once. Ahem.

Boy George To Punish (ex) Co-Workers With Free Concert

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Boy George is taking it back to the streets of New York; the very same ones that he tore a new a-hole a couple of years back.

But rather than being armed with a sweeping brush and a dashing outfit, he’ll be back to what he’s more used to. Well, he’ll be back to what he was more used to a decade or two back when he still had a career beyond ‘celebrity’ DJing.

That’s right sanitation workers of NYC – Boy George is going to play a gig for you! All for you! Even you! And you! Not you though.

Boy George Didn’t Chain No Flipping Hooker To His Wall: Boy George

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Everyone's got their own hilarious crossed-wires story about a male prostitute, and Boy George is certainly no exception.

You see, it's been claimed that Boy George fell prey to that age-old male prostitute mix-up where one person thinks you both just want some cursory, meaningless, soul-destroying sex and the other one just wants to chain everyone to a wall against their will and threaten them for a bit. We've all been there.

Except that Boy George says didn't do any of that – at Snaresbrook Crown Court yesterday, Boy George pleaded not guilty to false imprisonment. Lucky his charge wasn't Looking More And More Like Phil Collins With An Underactive Thyroid, because then they would have thrown away the keys.