Isn’t it quaint to see things that still use the number 2000 to signify futurism? Especially when they’re as gloriously simplistic and old-fashioned as Bounceroid 2000 is. Here’s how it works.

You’re a big black bouncy ball and smaller balls fall from the sky onto you. You have to bounce them onto one side of the screen or the other depending on what colour they are. That’s essentially the gist of Bounceroid 2000, although there are plenty of little touches and tricks that we can’t be bothered to tell you about. Look, just play the sodding thing, would you?