Is there anything worse than people?
No, people are literally the worst things ever. In the olden days of TV, when everything was rosy and Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps was but a twinkle of a fart in the brain of a five-year-old, there were people called “writers”, who would sit down and put words into other people’s mouths. This was “scriptwriting” and involved planning a TV programme out in advance.
