Tuesday 30th November. At 3.30pm reports of a ?suspect package? in London?s Hammersmith started appearing on the internet. Possible bombs in the nation?s capital have never been comedy gold, so we wouldn't normally mention it were it not for the fact that it all ended happily ? except for the foolish bugger who left his luggage unattended ? and that the whole incident was covered minute-by-minute by troglodyte comedian Bill Bailey.

That's right. Not Sky News, who normally LIVE for potentially bloodthirsty, fear-mongering fodder like this. Not the BBC, but cave-dwelling king of whimsy Bill Bailey, who for three hours selflessly gave the world live updates via Twitter from his office at the scene.

And also gave the world three hours off from his increasingly wearisome jokes about ?orcs? and ?klingons?.