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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

By Chris Laverty

Body Of Lies, Dolce Gusto, Tin-Tin, Ladyhawke, Britain's Got Talent, Charlie BrookerThumbs up and down.

Folded:

  • Body of Lies on DVD (unfairly panned during its theatrical run, this is an engrossing, if occasionally silly spy movie with a standout turn from Mark Strong)
  • Dolce Gusto (if you like coffee you should have one of these already. Only sixty quid on Amazon)
  • Buy up old Tin-Tin crap on eBay (because it'll probably be worth a packet soon)
  • Ladyhawke (the band, not the film. Definitely not the film)
  • ?Clunge? (thank you Jay from The Inbetweeners)

Creased:

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Weekend Box Office: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Humps Ridley Scott’s Leg

By Stuart Heritage

This weekend saw the release of Body Of Lies; a taut, relevant thriller starring two of the world’s biggest actors helmed by one of its biggest directors.

And that’s why Body Of Lies is the number one movie at the weekend box office this week. Oh, actually, wait, no – Body Of Lies isn’t the number one movie at the weekend box office this week. The number one movie at the US box office is actually Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a film about a chihuahua. In Beverly Hills. That stars some dogs.

But just because it was beaten to the number one weekend box office spot by Beverly Hills Chihuahua, it doesn’t spell total humiliation for Body Of Lies. After all, it wasn’t like it was beaten down to third place in the box office by a ropey horror movie that’s only been released now because it’s not good enough for the Halloween market. Oh, actually, wait, no…

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