Miss Universe is known for its quest for perfectionism, which is why the entire universe is allowed to enter.
And this year, it did it. Miss Universe 2009 was perfect. Not because, for once, the winner probably won’t fall off the rails and end up topless in a bar exchanging grubby sexual favours for free drinks, but because of its tentpole musical number, a performance of Body Language by Heidi Montag from The Hills.
And Heidi Montag loved her Miss Universe performance. Which is just as well, really, because everyone else thought it was a big pile of monkey balls.
