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Bobby Brown is the New Dan Aykroyd

June 8th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Basically everything that comes out of Bobby Brown’s mouth is hot mess comedy gold, so I shouldn’t have been surprised when I read excerpts from his new 20/20 interview. Sure, he made claims about banging everyone from Janet Jackson to Madonna, and even alleged that Whitney Houston has some female lovers herself, but those pale in comparison to his biggest reveal.

I mean, who cares if Whitney Houston was swinging both ways, and, I mean, everyone was banging Madonna in the 80s, so those are major revelations. You really want to shock the world? Tell them about the time you banged a ghost…which is what Bobby Brown did.

In Eerie News- Bobbi Kristina Was Found Unconscious In A Tub

February 2nd, 2015 By Megan Leitch

In a twist of some weird ass scary news, Bobbi Kristina, daughter of the late Whitney Houston, was found unconscious in a bathtub.???There are conflicting reports as to how much damage was actually done, but it doesn’t look good.

Family and friends, including dad Bobby Brown, have all rallied beside Bobbi’s bedside.? This shit is not okay.

Bobbi Kristina Might Be An Even Bigger Diva Than Whitney

June 7th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Poor, gap-toothed Bobbi Kristina Brown has not had an easy life.?Her mega-superstar mom died tragically and her dad is basically a shitbag?(though he did sing “Candy Girl” so you can’t write him off completely).

Bobbi Kristina?looks way more like her dad than her mom … which is truly unfortunate. People judge her just because she bangs her adopted brother. And,?it bears repeating that?there’s always that massive fucking?gap in her teeth.?Like I said, not an easy life.

Now 20 years old, she pops up in the news pretty regularly for maybe being pregnant, crashing a car, drinking too much, or?fighting with and/or marrying a family member. At the moment, though, she’s getting press for?something as seemingly innocuous as moving out of her Georgia apartment.

Bobby Brown Shocks Everyone By Getting Arrested Again

March 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

After telling everyone that he slept in his car, nearly bankrupting himself to get Whitney Houston into rehab, everyone briefly thought that they had Bobby Brown all wrong. Maybe he’s a nice guy and not the ghoul he’s been painted as?

But then you remember the trouble he’s caused all by himself. Candy Girl being one such unforgiveable example.

So now, we revert to type, with the LAPD saying that Bobby has been arrested for being absolutely ripped to his tits by the wheel of a car. ‘DUI’ if you’re American. ‘Drink driving’ if you live in England. ‘Stop being so soft, he’s fine’ if you’re Scottish.

Whitney Houston’s Daughter Is ‘Incestuous’ With Her Brother

March 15th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

There was always going to be something of a media circus after Whitney Houston died. All eyes were on Bobby Brown because… well… he’s barking mad and volatile. He was odds-on to be the biggest, most public wreck of them all.

Along came Bobbi Kristina, Whitney and Bobby’s daughter to completely knock all other lunacy out of the park.

See, it appears she’s been getting off with her brother. No-one saw incest coming along in this script, did they?

Did Whitney Houston Have A Weird Affair With Weird Jermaine Jackson? (Includes Corpses)

March 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Okay, now that Whitney Houston is dead, we can say all manner of things about her private life because she’s not around to refute accusations. Naturally, we can tag other celebrities into the gossip because they’re needy for attention.

And so, what’s all this about Whitney (dead, unable to defend herself) and Jermaine Jackson (desperate to reflect in the glory of another gigantically huge superstar corpse, again) having an affair?

That’s the story swirling around at the minute and, better yet, it will annoy Berry Gordy, founder of Motown Records. And Bobby Brown lives in a constant state of irritation so nothing will change there.

Whitney Houston: Now A Front Cover Pin-Up Corpse! (Or: Look At The Picture We’ve Got Of Dead Whitney)

February 24th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

There’s nothing like a cadaver on the front cover of a magazine to really put a spring in your step, right? And the National Enquirer have done us all proud by showing Whitney Houston’s corpse on the face of their magazine!

Of course, this has caused outrage from various media outlets who absolutely didn’t publish Saddam Hussein’s dead body in their publications. It has caused a kerfuffle amongst those who definitely didn’t show the dead bodies of Colonel Gadaffi and Osama Bin Laden.

Or Elvis Presley. Or Marilyn Monroe. Or JFK. Or John Lennon. Or Kurt Cobain. Or the jumpers of the 9/11 tragedy. Or a picture of the bath in which Whitney died.

Breaking News: Whitney Houston Is Definitely Still Dead

February 20th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

The news has been breaking steadily all week and now, in possibly the last piece of breaking breaking news, Whitney Houston is unequivocally dead. We dug her up from her grave in New Jersey and she looked absolutely, definitely dead.

Of course, many of you will have seen the performances of the stars at her televised funeral over the weekend which lasted roughly 30 hours. Alicia Keys was on hand to grunt down a mic and show a bit of her bra off, which was nice.

But alas, Whitney Houston remained as dead as she was when she died in the bathtub last week. No matter how many stories appear in the press, Whitney Houston only gets deader.

Bobby Brown: Champion Grave Robber According To Whitney Houston’s People

February 16th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Bobby Brown? Yeah! Two Can Play At That Game, member of New Edition and generally accused of absolutely everything that went wrong in Whitney Houston’s life, ever.?

The Bobby Brown who nearly beat someone up on television for being gay and trying to come on to him. THAT Bobby Brown, yeah!

Anyway, Bobby – who is probably a really, really nice, healthy, lovely guy – is being accused of trying to muscle in on his dead ex-wife’s millions. His dead ex-wife is Whitney Houston, if you needed the insultingly obvious pointing out to you. This cash-grab is a massive, massive surprise for everyone isn’t it?

Win The Very Bathtub Whitney Houston Died In!

February 16th, 2012 By Kris Silver

Are you the sort of person that slows down on the road when you see an accident up ahead, contorting your neck into all sorts of positions that were hitherto reserved for those that practiced the Karma Sutra, in the hope that you may catch a glimpse of what was once a person, just like you, but is now nothing more than an empty bag of bones spread across a dashboard?

Then, my morbidly curious friend, you're going to LOVE this!

Whitney Houston tragically died at the age of 48 this weekend, allegedly whilst on drugs, in the bathtub of her hotel room.

And now YOU can see the very bathtub she died in.