Articles tagged with: bob geldof
Peaches Geldof Joins A Band! Yes, We Know It’ll Be Cack!
The Geldofs are like ants in some respects. They always seem to be floating around despite no-one really wanting them there. Ants scurry around and get in your food on a summer day. Whilst we wouldn’t out it past Bob Geldof to steal your sandwiches and give them to the starving, he is an annoying twat. Just like ants. Bob Geldof can’t quite get over the fact he failed in his mission to get a McDonalds in every African country. They’ve had to deal with Burger King instead. But hey, he’s trying to do the world some good. Unlike his daughters Peaches and Pixie who use the Geldof name in vain to try and make us think they are vaguely important.
The Geldofs are like ants in some respects. They always seem to be floating around despite no-one really wanting them there. Ants scurry around and get in your food on a summer day. Whilst we wouldn’t out it past Bob Geldof to steal your sandwiches and give them to the starving, he is an annoying twat. Just like ants. Bob Geldof can’t quite get over the fact he failed in his mission to get a McDonalds in every African country. They’ve had to deal with Burger King instead. But hey, he’s trying to do the world some good. Unlike his daughters Peaches and Pixie who use the Geldof name in vain to try and make us think they are vaguely important.
Is Peaches Geldof Going To Jail? Probably Not.
Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police. Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods. Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190. The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste. Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying: I'm going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police. Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods. Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190. The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste. Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying: I'm going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
