One of the major problems we had with Bloons was that it was about a monkey popping some balloons with an arrow, which is rubbish.

Flaming Zomboids doesn’t have that problem. It’s essentially Bloons, but instead of a monkey you’ve got a man, instead of some balloons you’ve got some zombies and instead of an arrow you’ve got a BURNING BAZOOKA OF DEATH. So all you have to do is blow up some zombies with a bazooka. If that last sentence didn’t make you want to play Flaming Zomboids immediately, you’re not as much of a man as we thought you were.

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Just when you thought that they couldn’t force out any more Bloons spin-offs, they’ve gone and done it. But Bloons Super Monkey is different.

Bloons Super Monkey is more like an old-fashioned shoot ‘em up than anything – your monkey has to pop all of the balloons that come pouring down on him from above. As you’d expect from a Bloons game, you can upgrade your weapons all the time until you’ve got what seems like hundreds off weapons blowing up at once in thousands of different colours. It goes on forever, too, which led us to play a little game of our own, called Which Happens First: The End Of The Game Of Our First Seizure? You’ll like it.

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Oh, look, you know the drill by now – this is a Bloons game, so you're a monkey and you throw darts at balloons and you pop them and eventually you win. The end.

But because this is Bloons Player Pack 4, it's one of those Bloons games where all the levels have been created by Bloons fans. That is to say, it's one of those Bloons games where everyone tries to make their level as impossible as they can and you end up realising why these people aren't game designers in the first place. But, oh Bloons – lovely Bloons – we just can't stay mad at you, can we?

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