Blood: The Last Vampire Trailer – Vampires + Kung Fu = Win Hello, and welcome to another edition of Things About Vampires That Clearly Stomp All Over Twilight. So far this week we've shown you a trailer for True Blood, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires weren't such godawful namby-pambies, and now here's the trailer for Blood: The Last Vampire, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires were kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas. And if the phrase 'kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas' gets you as giddy as it does us, you really have to watch the Blood: The Last Vampire trailer after the jump. It's epic...