Articles tagged with: blind
Michael Jackson Needs Two Lungs & A New Eye For Xmas
There's no end to Michael Jackson's talents - he can sing, dance, act and transform into a giant plasticine rabbit to elude his fans. But there's one thing that Michael Jackson can't do particularly well at the moment, and that's breathe. According to one of his biographers, Michael Jackson suffers from a potentially fatal lung disorder that requires an emergency transplant before it kills or blinds him. Hopefully that's not true because, if he has his lungs replaced, the only parts of Michael Jackson to actually belong to Michael Jackson will be three strands of armpit hair and a fragment of toenail.
There's no end to Michael Jackson's talents - he can sing, dance, act and transform into a giant plasticine rabbit to elude his fans. But there's one thing that Michael Jackson can't do particularly well at the moment, and that's breathe. According to one of his biographers, Michael Jackson suffers from a potentially fatal lung disorder that requires an emergency transplant before it kills or blinds him. Hopefully that's not true because, if he has his lungs replaced, the only parts of Michael Jackson to actually belong to Michael Jackson will be three strands of armpit hair and a fragment of toenail.
All Blind People Furious At Movie About Some Blind People
Being blind must be horrible - as well as being constantly vulnerable, you'd never be able to experience the delight of 2 Girls 1 Cup. What's more, people think they can make movies about you and just get away with it. Well they can't. The National Federation Of The Blind in America is planning to protest the release of new movie Blindness because of what it claims is its unfair portrayal of the blind. Upset by these accusations, Miramax - the studio behind Blindness - has agreed to make some changes to the movie prior to its release. Unfortunately for the blind, these changes include the insertion of a 10-minute sequence featuring the legend 'ALL BLIND PEOPLE ARE RUBBISH' and the entire cast of Blindness all dancing around silently, pulling spaz faces and getting their bums out.
Being blind must be horrible - as well as being constantly vulnerable, you'd never be able to experience the delight of 2 Girls 1 Cup. What's more, people think they can make movies about you and just get away with it. Well they can't. The National Federation Of The Blind in America is planning to protest the release of new movie Blindness because of what it claims is its unfair portrayal of the blind. Upset by these accusations, Miramax - the studio behind Blindness - has agreed to make some changes to the movie prior to its release. Unfortunately for the blind, these changes include the insertion of a 10-minute sequence featuring the legend 'ALL BLIND PEOPLE ARE RUBBISH' and the entire cast of Blindness all dancing around silently, pulling spaz faces and getting their bums out.
