Actor Nick Nolte yesterday managed to escape a house fire which swept through his Malibu mansion causing $3 million in damage.
According to reports, Nick Nolte only clambered to safety from the blaze – said to be caused by an electrical fault – by smashing through a window to safety, after which he was treated for minor injuries and smoke inhalation.
Although the material cost of the house fire is immense, we should all be thankful that Nick Nolte managed to evade the inferno without any serious injuries, because this way we get to accompany the story with a picture of Nick Nolte’s 2002 DUI arrest mugshot. Ha ha ha, look! He’s wearing a funny shirt! And his hair’s all like ‘woarrrgh’ too! Ha ha ha. What a big idiot.
