Amy Winehouse’s death was felt sincerely by many, including her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. He’s riddled with anguish, invariably soundtracked by a chorus of boos from those who need someone to blame for Winehouse’s troubles.

However, Blake believes he could have saved Amy.

Get ready to launch your rotten tomatoes and insults because, we’re imagining you’ve already made your mind up about the whole situation haven’t you?

Blake’s dad, Larry Fielder reckons that his son knew better than anyone about the extent of Amy’s drug addiction. This is probably because he helped it along and joined in, which is hardly helpful.

However, Blake had planned to stage an intervention of sorts…  just as soon as he got out of jail, of course. And that doesn’t happen ’til March, 2012.

Too long to wait, clearly, as Winehouse was living on borrowed time.

And seeing as Blake and Amy were co-dependent junkies, it seems incredibly unlikely that Fielder-Civil would have been equipped to sort Amy out, regardless of any changes he may have made in prison.

It’s fair to assume that Amy’s irregular working life would’ve usurped any of Blake’s intention and the couple would have fallen into bad old habits.

Larry adds further that, shortly after Amy died, Blake called him crying hysterically. Does he blame himself a little? Probably. But what’s done is done and shit-slinging won’t fix the situation will it?

Well, not until a reasonable amount of time has passed when it’ll be then safe to make jokes about it all.

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Hey, are you sick of being forced to think of Amy Winehouse’s grisly genitals in action yet? Yeah, us too.

But come on. Take a deep breath, hunker down for the next couple of minutes and we’ll all get through this together. It might take some strength of mind and a couple of months of group counselling afterwards, but we’ll be OK. Ready?

Good. Amy Winehouse has apparently been – urg – having sex. With someone who isn’t her husband or that new bloke she’s been dragging around lately. Amy Winehouse has apparently been having sex with – gleurgh – a long-haired American photographer. And it’s all the fault of – huuurrrgh – Kelly Osbourne. If you need us we’ll be puking and crying at the same time in the corner.

Honestly, these revelations about Amy Winehouse cheating on her husband really knocked us for six. Not because she uses every possible public appearance to bellow the word “Blake!” like a wounded dinosaur, but because Blake Fielder-Civil is just an unquestionable hunk of dreamy masculinity.

Really, look at Blake’s lank hair and stupid pointless face. How could anyone cheat on a sexy cowboy like that?

But apparently it’s happened. Amy Winehouse is now together with Alex Haines, a drug-free moderate drinker who’d be completely without worth if he didn’t look so freakishly identical to Phil Mitchell’s deaf son from EastEnders. Alex will be good for Amy Winehouse, they say, because he’s a giant cissy and the most dangerous thing he’s ever done involved putting some raw meat on top of some cooked meat in his fridge for three seconds in 1989.

But the story doesn’t end there because, before she hooked up with Little Lord Fauntleroy, it’s been claimed that Amy Winehouse also had a bit of an affair with an American photographer called Blake Wood who basically looks like a teenage pony that listens to too much Megadeth.

During their affair, Amy’s friends even took to calling Wood Blake 2 – not because he shares the same name as Amy Winehouse’s husband, but because he looks as if he stinks of shit. Anyway, The Sun reports:

AMY WINEHOUSE’s new guy is the SECOND fella she cheated on her jailed husband with, The Sun can reveal… She was just out of rehab and staying at London’s Park Plaza hotel when she began romping with American BLAKE WOOD — dubbed Blake II by her chums. One said: “You could hear them down the hall. Her thing with Blake II lasted a few weeks. The pair barely left their room.” The photographer had been helping Amy battle her drug demons after she was introduced to him by her pal KELLY OSBOURNE, 23.

There’s good cause to doubt this story – because legend has it that if anyone hears Amy Winehouse having sex, from down the hall or not, they spend the rest of their lives in the kind of quivering catatonic state usually reserved for those who’ve just seen a bear angrily rape their entire family – but it’s more fun to believe it, so we will.

It’ll be interesting to see how this new revelation will alter whatever divorce settlement Blake Civil-Fielder has coming to him, but not as interesting as the fact that Amy Winehouse has allegedly managed to cheat on her husband with at least two different people so far. That brings the total of people who find Amy Winehouse attractive enough to risk the health of their own penis up to three, and frankly that’s about six more than we’d originally anticipated.

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Amy also slept with US snapper - The Sun

We don't know about you, but we're going to invest in a battered old trilby and something to poke our eyes with until they're bleary because we want a shot at Amy Winehouse too.

Amy Winehouse has moved out of her old Camden house and into a new flat to try and rid herself of all the troubling memories she's gained over the last few months. However, that might just be because she wants room for all kinds of new troubling memories, because Amy Winehouse has been befriended by none other than Pete Doherty. Rest easy, though – Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are just platonic friends at the moment. And we'll know if it ever turns into a physical, sexual relationship because the sky will turn blood-red and a plague of vomiting locusts will descend on North London. Or something.

Sometimes it's like Amy Winehouse does this on purpose, you know. As sad as she might be that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been remanded in custody for the foreseeable future, at least Amy's fans and family know that removing her from what appears to be a malign force will be better for her in the long-term.

And what's the first thing Amy Winehouse does? She cosies up with Pete Doherty – a mirror image of Blake Fielder-Civil, provided you're using one of those fairground mirrors that makes you look all grossly overweight and almost dead. For instance, Pete Doherty was Amy Winehouse's first guest at her new place, turning up at 4am with a battered old guitar and a well-thumbed dictionary of 1950s British prison slang tucked nicely into his jacket where nobody could see.

This new friendship won't be welcomed by Amy Winehouse's parents – in fact, it's rumoured that Amy's father Mitch Winehouse has already hit Pete Doherty in the face with a guitar – but you can't stop the force of such spellbinding creativity. Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are writing a song together that we think is called either You Hurt The Ones You Love or You Hurt The Ones You Love (And Anyone Else With A Fully-Working Set Of Ears Whenever You Open Your Mouth).

But it's not just Pete Doherty hanging around that's caused Amy Winehouse's new neighbours to worry – there's also the matter of the giant bag of white powder that was photographed in Amy's car as she was moving in, although Amy's spokesperson is adamant that it wasn't a bag of drugs – more likely some loose make-up or powderised hand-towels or whatever.

Regardless of this, though, by choosing Blake Fielder-Civil and then Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse has shown that she only really likes vastly unsuitable men. That's bad news for the world at large, but good news for the ghost of Dr Harold Shipman, who we hear is investing in a trilby and some breath spray as we speak.

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For Pete's sake: Amy Winehouse's world is falling apart…then Doherty visits at 4am - This Is London