9 – This is what we like. Feelgood stories about bottoms being stapled shut - Baltimore Examiner

8 – As an apology for the Taliban, the Afghans try to assassinate Ant & Dec – Holy Moly

7 - This woman says we should have more manners. Hey lady! Stick your manners up your tits! – Divine Caroline

6 - Now this is manners – Burbia

5 - Micheal Cera’s about to star in a new film where even his T-shirts are the same as in every other movie – Defamer

4 – Hey David Blaine! EAT THIS! Seriously – Best Week Ever

3 - Sensational midgets. You heard – Rock The List

2 – No idea who this woman is, but she looks famous and she licks dogs. Isn’t that enough? - Dlisted

1 - Still quite sad about Paul Newman, aren’t we. We don’t know if this helps or not.