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Sean Young Nude – Hot Replicant Girl Does Full Frontal! (97 PICS)

Sean young nudeClevelanders still whisper about that time high schooler Sean Young staged her very own dance recital wearing a sheer white Danskin with nothing underneath.

That’s just being artsy, right? After all, she made it to the silver screen, appearing alongside bigwigs like Harrison Ford in Blade Runner and Kevin Costner in No Way Out. But her promising career floundered when on-set squabbling and kooky antics tarnished her professional reputation. Sending mutilated corpse pictures to James Woods after a fizzled tryst didn’t help much either.

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5 Movies They Should Never Remake, But Probably Will

September 20th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

Remake. Just hearing the word is enough to turn the stomach of any discerning film watcher. It wasn’t always like that, but at some point in the last fifteen or so years, Hollywood decided that actually trying to have an original thought wasn’t really worth it anymore. Thus began it’s effort to regurgitate trite and borderline disgusting cash grabs as quick as producers could cut checks and pretend they actually do any work.

Even now that public sentiment has begun to turn against these horrible things, they still churn them out. Not a month goes by without a remake being announced that sends the internet into a blind rage. In 2012, it is estimated that nearly 60% of all movies released are remakes, sequels, or adapted from other material while only 40% are original ideas.

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New Bladerunner Movies Announced (Will Tom Hardy Take Lead?)

March 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey nerd baskets! Get this! You’re gonna love this! You know Blade Runner? That sic-fi film you weally weally weally love? Some people are going to tinker with it. Feel free to say “is nothing sacred anymore?”

Ridley Scott’s bleak look at some typically horrible future (why are no films set in the future kinda cool?*) is about to have a whole new set of digits, prodding and poking it and fizzing with excitement about filming in 3D and ‘better’ CGI, when really, the original’s clunky effects only added to the menace of it all.

Aaaanyway, more than thirty years on, the film is about to become a franchise seeing spin-offs on television and new movies.

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Top 22 Sexiest Robots

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God?s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

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Blade Runner 2: Written By Someone Who Probably Needs A Slap

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

We’ve never met Travis Wright, but we imagine that he hates you – otherwise he wouldn’t be deliberately provoking you like this.

You see, Travis Wright is one of the writers of Eagle Eye – the movie that’s top of the American box office despite looking like it was crapped out by a puppy with a gammy tummy – and for his next trick he says he’s working on a script for Blade Runner 2.

Obviously Travis Wright writing a Blade Runner 2 script is a terrible idea. Not because of the important cultural significance of the original or anything, though. No, we’re dead against the idea of Blade Runner 2 for one reason and one reason only – it’ll probably end up having bloody Shia LaBeouf in it, won’t it.

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