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HecklerPlay: The Stranger Side Of Music Merchandise

August 7th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Picture the scene. You're in a band and just finished recording an album that in your opinion might just bring every music fan to their knees, trembling in awestruck appreciation of what's just entered their eardrums.

The record company mightn?t however appreciate the effort which has cost thousands to record and produce. So another cash cow is needed to claw back the money; merchandise.

We've all done it when going through the phase of loving one particular band a little too much. Posters, clothes, and stickers are the norm for pop acts, but for artists a little bit more experimental, all sorts of weird and wonderful extras can be found either with the record itself, or as part of a lavish boxset.

Listen To The New Bjork Track, Crystalline, As Leaked From Her Car Stereo

June 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Bjork – she of many haircuts, birthing aquatic creatures in arthouse films and fan of releasing singles on 40 formats at once – has a new tune coming out called Crystalline and, yes divs, we’re telling you about it because you can hear it here.

Now, you’ll have to click over the jump to listen to it… which we shouldn’t really have told you because it means you’re now not reading these words.

We put a lot of effort into these words y’know? You don’t care. You just care about stupid Bjork and her stupid music. We thought you were all into Nicola Roberts’ ‘Beat Of My Drum’ these days. We don’t know.

WEBTHUMP! Friday 27 February 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Genuinely not a clue what this is, but can there be a British spin-off please?…

9 – The internet’s greatest hits – TIME

8 – Behind the scenes of Lesbian Vampire Killers – Greenroom

7 – How old are your ears? – Trihorn

6 – Kate Moss wears some sort of awful beard as a coat – Popsugar

5 – Official: Bjork is adorable. Bjork describing television operation is ADORABLE – YouTube

4 – A 90mph motorbike crash, with helmet-cam – I Am Bored

3 – The best last great roles ever – EW

China And Bjork Not The Best Of Friends Anymore

March 31st, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

We like to voice our opinion. If there’s something we don’t like, we will act. As a matter of fact it happened last week. We successfully got the local café to stop using bacon that had been dropped on the floor in sandwiches.

Whilst our campaign was a small victory, someone had to try and do something better. And it was only bloody Bjork, who went out of her to try and make a difference to someone. However, in stark contrast between ourselves and the Icelandic pop queen, she didn’t really do much good. Instead of helping, she fucked off the whole of China and consequently the government there now wants to stop foreign artists entering the country.

Well done Bjork!

Bjork Goes Bonkers In Another Airport

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

History exists to teach us one thing and one thing alone – you don't talk to Bjork after she's just got off a plane.

12 years after pounding a Thai news reporter in an airport just for having the temerity to welcome her to the country, it looks like Bjork is at it again. A photographer from New Zealand is claiming that Bjork attacked him after she landed at Auckland airport on Friday, destroying his T-shirt.

Subsequently, passengers have been advised to stay away from all airports during the year 2020 regardless, unless they're carrying mace, a taser or some kind of pixie-battering truncheon.