Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Jamie Oliver, the Bono of cooking, has been keen to promote healthy eating and the like, for some time now. He wants you, humble reader, to put down that bag of M&Ms and start eating grapes that have been showered little more in butterfly tears and golden sun.
However.
If you notice that he looks like he’s been snaffling a kebab or ten, he may well call you a ‘bitch’. He will you know. And that, coming from the man who made the single worst piece of music in history. More on that later…
When Sean Penn’s not being pestered by Scarlett Johansson on the rebound, he’s being all philanthropic and all that jive. Of course, having a political persuasion means you’ll rub some people up the wrong way and they shout at you.
Mercifully for Sean Penn, he’s a grade-a bitch. He has put-downs that could almost match the output of a drag queen convention.
And who found this out at their cost? Why, if it wasn’t a co-star of his who accused Penn of being a Communist. What fun!
Lea Michele, you know, the gal from Glee that does the singing, is shallower than a reflecting pool and gets drinks thrown on her for larks, is a MASSIVE bitch… apparently.
Well, obviously Lea isn’t actually a massive bitch… as far as we know… we’re not really allowed to get too close to her, but that is what Hailee Steinfeld wants you to believe. Who is Hailee Steinfeld we hear you ask?
To be honest we don’t know, however, let it never be said that the hecklerspray team are not thorough. After a good 10 minutes of navigating Wikipedia we managed to conclude that she’s someone who stars in True Grit, which is a film, so good for her.
