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Aaron Carter Comes Out As Bi; No One Cares But Me

August 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After years of taking his party to the next level and getting arrested a million fucking times, Aaron Carter recently made a bold and brave announcement in regards to his sexuality that I’m sure only I really gave a shit about since not even Aaron’s own family listens to his shit anymore.

After a messy public break-up with his girlfriend, Aaron decided to take to Twitter this past Saturday night to open up about his sexuality. And if you’re wondering why it took me three days to care enough about this shit to blog, I’m getting to that…

Cara Delevingne Likes Girls, Get Over It

July 19th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For about as long as Cara Delevingne has been super famous, she’s been primarily linked to women: Michelle Rodriguez, Kendall Jenner, and, her current girlfriend, singer St. Vincent. However, for some reason the world has some issue dealing with the fact that an attractive supermodel who could have her pick of men simply prefers women.

In fact, Rob Haskell, who interviewed Cara for her recent cover interview for Vogue magazine implied that Cara’s love of pussy was simply a phase. That’s right. We live in a world where it’s totally appropriate for a male interviewer to patronize a young woman’s sexuality mere moments after she’d been talking about how happy she is with her girlfriend.

National Holiday Declared As Tom Daley Announces He’s Bisexual

December 3rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Hallelujah and a shout out to the baby Jesus for this Christmas miracle. We didn’t think that it could happen, but Tom Daley just became 100% more attractive.

The Olympian has decided to put aside his selfish ways and share his beauty with the whole world by announcing that he’s also into guys now. Not that he had much choice, because a body like that transcends gender and sexuality altogether. So, who’s up for some gratuitous Speedo-themed photos laced with the sad knowledge that the competition to lick those abs just doubled?

Evan Rachel Wood Rocks World To Core After Announcing She’s Bisexual

April 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey you! We assume you’re straight! Why? That’s because we’re the product of a society steeped in the preposterous hocus of religion and, as well you know, religion don’t like the gays. Why? Because they make more money out of straight couples with their christenings and such.

Idiots. As such, when someone says “I’m not straight”, the world goes into meltdown! How can someone be Not Straight?! What would God think?

Mercifully, god doesn’t exist, which means, all you bozos leading a life of solely staring at the opposite sex are missing out on all the fun that actress Evan Rachel Wood has just revealed she can have. That’s because she’s bisexual, which means she can have sex with absolutely anyone she pleases, provided they’re of legal age and not asleep.

Mariah Carey Isn’t Bisexual, Not That Anyone Thought She Was In The First Place

December 14th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When you think of Mariah Carey, what words flash across your stupid little brains? She’s mental? She’s completely divorced from the real world? She doesn’t half overcook the histrionics when a simple melody would do the trick? That you like her rack?

Well, apparently, the entire world has been suggesting that she’s bisexual. That’s right. It totally passed us by as well.

And now, to knock-back a rumour that seemingly didn’t exist in the first place, Mariah is coming out to say she’s not coming out.