Articles tagged with: Billy Zane
Kelly Brook Quite Happy She Dumped That Titanic Slaphead
Sad news - Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. Billy Zane. He was in Titanic. You know, Billy Zane. Went out with Kelly Brook for a while. Anyone? However, perhaps it's not all sad news that Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. For a start it means that Billy can go back to making his rubbish straight-to-DVD movies without any distractions, while Kelly Brook looks positively thrilled that she dumped him. And this happiness might even trickle down to you, boys, because it means Kelly Brook is back on the market. You have a chance! Provided, of course, that you're older than Kelly Brook and bald. And a C-list actor who'll use your meagre Hollywood status to boost Kelly's acting career by association until you've exhausted your use at which point she'll quickly dump you for someone infinitesimally more famous. That'll help too.
Sad news - Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. Billy Zane. He was in Titanic. You know, Billy Zane. Went out with Kelly Brook for a while. Anyone? However, perhaps it's not all sad news that Kelly Brook and Billy Zane have split up. For a start it means that Billy can go back to making his rubbish straight-to-DVD movies without any distractions, while Kelly Brook looks positively thrilled that she dumped him. And this happiness might even trickle down to you, boys, because it means Kelly Brook is back on the market. You have a chance! Provided, of course, that you're older than Kelly Brook and bald. And a C-list actor who'll use your meagre Hollywood status to boost Kelly's acting career by association until you've exhausted your use at which point she'll quickly dump you for someone infinitesimally more famous. That'll help too.
