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Billy Bob Thornton: Master Of Passive Aggression And/Or Total Dick
How many Billy Bob Thornton films can you name, off the top of your head? You might reel off Sling Blade, Bad Santa, Armageddon, Pushing Tin, Monster's Ball, A Simple Plan. Now, how many Billy Bob Thornton albums can you name, whether as a solo artist or as a member of his country-pop band The Boxmasters? Not so easy, right? Nevertheless, as his breathtakingly petulant recent performance on Canada's CBC Radio One illustrates, when Billy Bob Thornton is promoting his little-heard of band he'd rather you pretend you've never seen any of his blockbuster movies. Even the Oscar-nominated ones where he bangs Halle Berry or plays a mumbling, mentally-deficient, murdering mentalist.
How many Billy Bob Thornton films can you name, off the top of your head? You might reel off Sling Blade, Bad Santa, Armageddon, Pushing Tin, Monster's Ball, A Simple Plan. Now, how many Billy Bob Thornton albums can you name, whether as a solo artist or as a member of his country-pop band The Boxmasters? Not so easy, right? Nevertheless, as his breathtakingly petulant recent performance on Canada's CBC Radio One illustrates, when Billy Bob Thornton is promoting his little-heard of band he'd rather you pretend you've never seen any of his blockbuster movies. Even the Oscar-nominated ones where he bangs Halle Berry or plays a mumbling, mentally-deficient, murdering mentalist.
The Art of Punching Above Your Weight, Starring Billy-Bob Thornton
The king of punching above his weight has attempted to strike another blow for weird-looking men everywhere. Yes, Billy-Bob Thornton has made claims that Angelina Jolie may come crawling back to him at some point, once she's done with her relationship with that Brad Pitt character. We're not sure when that will be, mind, as she has just about to have some of those child things, with Pitt serving up half of the chromosomes in the deal. But hey - he's already had a crack at her, so why shouldn't ol' Billy-Bob be confident?
The king of punching above his weight has attempted to strike another blow for weird-looking men everywhere. Yes, Billy-Bob Thornton has made claims that Angelina Jolie may come crawling back to him at some point, once she's done with her relationship with that Brad Pitt character. We're not sure when that will be, mind, as she has just about to have some of those child things, with Pitt serving up half of the chromosomes in the deal. But hey - he's already had a crack at her, so why shouldn't ol' Billy-Bob be confident?
