Bill Murray To Hurl Himself From A Plane It's pointless trying to second guess Bill Murray - just when you've got him pegged as crazy old joker he'll turn up in a Jim Jarmusch movie. Then, just when you've decided that Bill Murray is an indie wunderkid he'll go and do Garfield 2: A Tale Of Two Kitties. Then, right when Bill Murray is being accused by his ex-wife of being a violent drunken drug addict, he goes and leaps out of plane to raise money for wounded war veterans, which he plans to do next month. It's so confusing, isn't it? Why can't Bill Murray just try and combine his various identities into one manageable identity. Yes, that's right, we are suggesting that Bill Murray makes a zany comedy movie about a cartoon cat searching for meaning in his life by getting leathered on booze, jumping out of a plane and punching a woman in the face. That's exactly what we're suggesting. What of it?

Bill Murray’s Wife Files for Divorce from Bill Murray

It must be great to be married to a comedic actor.

You would always be rolling on the floor with laughter and your text messages would be constantly filled with zany LOLs and your knee would have a constant bruise from all that knee-slapping hilarity.

That is unless you’re Bill Murray’s wife, in which case you’d be rolling on the floor after being clocked by your drunk, drugged up husband and you’d have non-hilarity induced bruises. Or at least, those are some of the things Bill Murray’s wife is saying led to her filing for divorce from Bill Murray just now.

Now what do we learn here, ladies? We learn that marrying a man for his stunning good-looks does not make for a lasting relationship.