Bill Murray is not like other Hollywood actors. For starters, he’s really cool despite doing some lousy films. Apparently, he doesn’t even have an agent or manager and only looks at scripts after he’s checked the mailbox of a personal phone number… which he hardly ever checks.
This could well be the reason why Ghostbusters 3 has been long rumoured, but unable to get moving.
And, rightly, movie execs are going to scrap the film if Bill Murray refuses to sign up. Basically, there’s no replacing Bill Murray.
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Bill Murray is pretty freaking cool. Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Zombieland, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Groundhog Day are all awesome, and mostly because of him. He’s just so much cooler than you’ll ever be.
So what do you do when you meet one of the coolest men on the planet? Invite him into your karaoke booth of course!
‘Haha’, you say? ‘In your classic comedy inspired soggy dreams’ you say? Well, screw you! It happened! To a guy called Mike. We don’t know him, but we heard about him. A friend told us about it.
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Death and zombies, death and zombies – go together like a horse and carriage. Or so Frank Sinatra did not sing, ever.
But he should have done, because they are a great combination.
Like fish and chips or Madonna and the chronic desire to plunge nails into your eyes.
Of course, that’s because zombies are actually dead, but still somehow manage to die again and deal out death.
(Before you start, we know they are actually ‘undead’).
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Zombies – got to love them. Seeing their slow, shiftless bodies somehow catch up with and eat the brains of their unwitting, fully agile victims never ceases to amaze.
Their grotesque faces, their cold, emotionless eyes and laboured movements – it’s just like watching X Factor, only remarkably not as popular.
We cannot get enough of them. Maybe we secretly want to be one.
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It’s pointless trying to second guess Bill Murray – just when you’ve got him pegged as crazy old joker he’ll turn up in a Jim Jarmusch movie.
Then, just when you’ve decided that Bill Murray is an indie wunderkid he’ll go and do Garfield 2: A Tale Of Two Kitties. Then, right when Bill Murray is being accused by his ex-wife of being a violent drunken drug addict, he goes and leaps out of plane to raise money for wounded war veterans, which he plans to do next month.
It’s so confusing, isn’t it? Why can’t Bill Murray just try and combine his various identities into one manageable identity. Yes, that’s right, we are suggesting that Bill Murray makes a zany comedy movie about a cartoon cat searching for meaning in his life by getting leathered on booze, jumping out of a plane and punching a woman in the face. That’s exactly what we’re suggesting. What of it?
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It must be great to be married to a comedic actor.
You would always be rolling on the floor with laughter and your text messages would be constantly filled with zany LOLs and your knee would have a constant bruise from all that knee-slapping hilarity.
That is unless you’re Bill Murray’s wife, in which case you’d be rolling on the floor after being clocked by your drunk, drugged up husband and you’d have non-hilarity induced bruises. Or at least, those are some of the things Bill Murray’s wife is saying led to her filing for divorce from Bill Murray just now.
Now what do we learn here, ladies? We learn that marrying a man for his stunning good-looks does not make for a lasting relationship.
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