So. Death! Pretty serious stuff. Pretty bad all round, you could say. Like that time that gentleman from the news died. Not the Bin Laden one, the other one. Not Jeremy Beadle. Oh no, wait, it was Jeremy Beadle, wasn’t it? It was always Jeremy Beadle.
Oh god, it really was terrible about Jeremy Beadle. Right. Let’s just start again. DEATH. Que sera sera. Whatever will be will be. The future’s not ours to see.
Except it is, we totally tapped it. Here’s a list of who’s going to pop their clogs (allegorical or otherwise – this is SHOWBIZ) in 2012, because to be honest, the Mayan’s efforts of just saying ‘Uh, everyone’ were a bit lazy, unlike Sophie Hall and your humble (PAHAHA) editor Mof Gimmers – who have revealed themselves to be more clairvoyant than an X Factor themed M&S advert. Ladies, gentleman, and people who for inexplicable reasons Googled Jeremy Beadle to get here, we give you: THE FUTURE.
Have you ever got in from the pub and started fishing records out that you own, quietening everyone down and saying… “Right. I’m going to stick a record on and you have to guess who it is! You’ll never believe who it is!”
There’s loads of tunes out there that see bands doing something really odd or off-the-wall which sound nothing like their usual schtick. And here’s a playlist that is about just that!
So what we have here is big-band singer Bobby Darin trying his hand and folkie-protest singing, funk outfit Parliament making a rock ballad, Neil Young ditching the sound of country rock in favour of sounding like an ’80s video game and a whole lot more! Read More >>>
Celebrity death spreads like wildfire. As soon as someone as much as wonders if a famous person has died, American gossip websites leap into action with grainy photographs of random corpses. The latest, Bill Cosby.
Now, the man who is still the posterboy for dodgy knitted jumpers has been accused of being dead four times in recent years, consistently failing to be actually deceased. This latest death defying act was shouted on his Twitter account when he came out to tell everyone that he was alive.
He even appeared on the Larry King show last night to further underline his aliveness. Read More >>>
So. Death! Pretty serious stuff. Pretty bad all round, you could say. Like that time that gentleman from the news died. Not the Bin Laden one, the other one. Not Jeremy Beadle. Oh no, wait, it was Jeremy Beadle, wasn’t it? It was always Jeremy Beadle.
