Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
As you may have noticed we've thrown ourselves into festival season like nobody?s business this summer.
We’ve already had some great weekends and it’s still so early!? If you still haven’t decided where to go this summer, then please allow us to make some recommendations! So what's in store for July then?
Apart from shouting ‘bollocks’ in a field and hoping everyone will join in, as opposed to bricking your tent to death…
When Bill Bailey isn’t fearlessly reporting on bombs, he’s saying the word ‘badger’ and hoping we’ll laugh. Of course, there’s nothing funny about badgers. They’re disease riddled scum who peel the spines from hedgehogs just for a laugh.
Anyway, aside from various lazy Lord of the Rings jokes, he’s now turning his eye to the BBC and calling them names, despite the fact that they helped to make him a household name.
He’s accused Auntie of treating its stars with contempt after he was ?sidelined? from Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
Tuesday 30th November. At 3.30pm reports of a ?suspect package? in London?s Hammersmith started appearing on the internet. Possible bombs in the nation?s capital have never been comedy gold, so we wouldn't normally mention it were it not for the fact that it all ended happily ? except for the foolish bugger who left his luggage unattended ? and that the whole incident was covered minute-by-minute by troglodyte comedian Bill Bailey.
That's right. Not Sky News, who normally LIVE for potentially bloodthirsty, fear-mongering fodder like this. Not the BBC, but cave-dwelling king of whimsy Bill Bailey, who for three hours selflessly gave the world live updates via Twitter from his office at the scene.
And also gave the world three hours off from his increasingly wearisome jokes about ?orcs? and ?klingons?.
