Kim Kardashian is obviously a member of the illumianti and down with the Bilderberg lot. Why? Well, how else could you explain her fame which is coupled with a complete absence of talent?

If that’s the case, she’s really a lizard woman posing as one of us humans?

Basically, that’s exactly what is happening here as the celebutante has been seen out and about with horrible, red, scaly skin. Of course, she’s got some paid-off doctor to pass this off as something called psoriasis, but we’re not having that for one second.