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Big Brother: What? Halfwit’s Not Up For Eviction? WHAT?

We’re confused. Scared and confused. Scared and confused and incontinent. And it’s all Big Brother‘s fault. Sods. Why? What did Big Brother do? It didn’t nominate Halfwit for eviction this week. Don’t these idiots understand how Big Brother works? Nothing ever happens and then Halfwit gets nominated for eviction. THAT’S HOW BIG BROTHER WORKS, IDIOTS! [...]

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Big Brother: No More Kris. Good.

by Stuart Heritage

Hooray! Kris and his ridiculous floppy clown wig have been evicted from Big Brother! We never have to type the word ‘Krogface’ ever again! Hooray! Let’s not dwell on Kris’ Big Brother eviction because, well, it was boring and he was boring and hopefully he’ll go away now. Instead, let’s focus on the good news [...]

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Big Brother Eviction: Is This The End Of Krogface?

by Stuart Heritage

One of the problems of this year’s Big Brother is that only two housemates have ever been nominated for eviction at a time. Which would be OK, except that the public’s inexplicable love affair with Halfwit means that he’ll never get evicted. The evictions are a foregone conclusion right from the get-go. But things are [...]

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Big Brother: Sree Gets Evicted, So Maybe There Really Is A God

by Stuart Heritage

So here’s the good news – on Friday Sree was evicted from Big Brother, ridding us of one the most annoying characters in years.

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Big Brother: It’s Sree Vs Halfwit Tomorrow!

by Stuart Heritage

Another week, another set of Big Brother eviction nominations. Ho hum.

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Big Brother: Angel Gone, Others Unfortunately Not Gone

by Stuart Heritage

Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she’s been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor [...]

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Big Brother: Angel Or Halfwit Out Tonight, Thank Heavens

by Stuart Heritage

On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings. And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show’s going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big [...]

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Big Brother: Cairon Gone, Several Other Dipsticks Sadly Remain

by Stuart Heritage

On Friday, Big Brother said goodbye to Cairon. Farewell Cairon, we barely knew ye.

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The Most MOVING Big Brother Couples…

by Josh Burt

Ahh, watching Kooks-a-like Kris darting a feverish tongue into Sophie’s appreciative mouth for a nanosecond of serious sex action is a beautiful sight. Hopefully, before this series of Big Brother is over, there will be more romance. Perhaps Marcus will get to steamroller Angel in the bit between the diary room and the house? Or [...]

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