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Big Brother: Well Look At That, Freddie’s Been Evicted

by Stuart Heritage

On Friday’s Big Brother, the impossible happened – the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet [...]

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Big Brother: It’s Halfwit Vs Marcus

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been an interesting week in the Big Brother house so far, and that’s a sentence we haven’t used since about 2006. For some sort of complex reason that we haven’t been able to fully grasp, the Big Brother housemates have been allowed to discuss nominations with each other. As well as revealing exactly how [...]

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Big Brother: Hira’s Gone. Remember Hira?

by Stuart Heritage

So on Friday, Lisa was the housemate officially least likely to win Big Brother, and all of Davina McCall’s links were rendered inaudible by mob chanting “Get Lisa out!” So, naturally, Hira was evicted. Poor Hira, a victim of Big Brother‘s ‘vote to save’ policy last week. Still, we’ll remember you Hira. That was your [...]

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Big Brother: Good Lord, Everyone’s Up For Eviction

by Stuart Heritage

This is just a wild punt, but we’re guessing that tomorrow’s Big Brother eviction is going to be the most exciting of the series so far. Why? Because everybody is up for eviction. The viewers finally have the chance to vote out the Big Brother housemate who annoys them the most, regardless of who’s been [...]

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Big Brother: Noirin’s Out, And She’s Taken Her Idiot Boyfriend With Her

by Stuart Heritage

Yeah, well done Big Brother – this gimmick of bringing in the housemates’ partners is working a treat, isn’t it? Remember when Karly‘s boyfriend was brought in, then Karly was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards? Well guess what – Noirin‘s boyfriend was brought into the Big Brother house last week, then [...]

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Big Brother: It’s Noirin Vs Marcus

by Stuart Heritage

Unless another self-absorbed bellend decides to hoik themselves over the perimeter wall, tomorrow’s Big Brother eviction will be a special one. The housemates up for eviction are Noirin and Marcus – two thirds of the most unnecessarily melodramatic relationships in the history of Big Brother. If Noirin goes, both Marcus and Siavash lose their dream [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 29 July 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Angry nuns. You heard – Darkbeige 9 – Kelly Clarkson (sort of) rips off Beyonce, refuses to shut up about it – Amy Grindhouse 8 – If you’ve been watching David on Big Brother and thinking “But where do I know him from?”, here’s your answer. You’ll thank us for this – Watchwithmothers [...]

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Big Brother: Tom Effs Off

by Stuart Heritage

Thanks to Kenneth rubberstamping his tossishness by legging it over a wall last week, there wasn’t a Big Brother eviction on Friday. But there’s still one less Big Brother housemate than there was on Friday morning, and that’s all thanks to Tom. Tom – who you may recognise as the muscular posho who periodically thought [...]

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Big Brother: Holy Blimey, They’re (Almost) All Up For Eviction

by Stuart Heritage

Now that Big Brother has approximately 42,000 housemates, a cull seemed like the most sensible option. So a cull it is – this week, 11 housemates are up for eviction, with only Lisa and Rodrigo definitely safe – which is ironic, because Big Brother‘s entire audience is desperate to get rid of Lisa at the [...]

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Big Brother: Dear God, There’s More Of Them

by Stuart Heritage

Friday’s Big Brother was a rollercoaster – specifically a new type of rollercoaster that goes on forever and is comprised of all lows and no highs. If you missed it, here’s what happened – first, five new housemates were brought in to liven things up, including Karly‘s boyfriend. And then Karly was evicted about 30 [...]

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