Articles tagged with: Big Brother
Coolio Gets Charged With Essentially Being Full Of Crack
As a former Big Brother housemate, Coolio had two options open to him - public nudity or a fitness DVD. But Coolio is his own man. And that's why he's chosen a third way - being charged with crack possession and battery after allegedly being caught with quantities of the drug at LAX. We're surprised too. Who'd have thought that Coolio - the objectionable bulgy-eyed hasbeen rapper who can't buy hats without thinking "I know, I'll chop a bloody great hole in this hat so that my hair sticks out the top like a SODDING PINEAPPLE" - would be involved with crack? For shame.
As a former Big Brother housemate, Coolio had two options open to him - public nudity or a fitness DVD. But Coolio is his own man. And that's why he's chosen a third way - being charged with crack possession and battery after allegedly being caught with quantities of the drug at LAX. We're surprised too. Who'd have thought that Coolio - the objectionable bulgy-eyed hasbeen rapper who can't buy hats without thinking "I know, I'll chop a bloody great hole in this hat so that my hair sticks out the top like a SODDING PINEAPPLE" - would be involved with crack? For shame.
Lindsay Lohan Boogies On Down With Big Brother Nobodies
If you’ve ever travelled to America, you’ll notice a substantial amount of differences between itself and the UK. For example, America has countless fast food joints on every corner whilst in the UK we have endless tea rooms where hungry folk can feast upon scones, chocolate eclairs and the finest English cup of imported Indian tea. There’s also the weather, healthcare issues and America’s persistence of being the only nation in the world to really care about basketball, baseball and ice hockey. There’s also the grand scale of parties the two nations throw. On the west coast of America, countless film premieres are thrown to celebrate the launch of box office hits. On the east coast, playerz like Jay-Z and P Diddy launch countless products including aftershave, clothing and toilet neutraliser. In the UK, the best we can muster is a rented room in the local church. Part time lesbian Lindsay Lohan got to experience this first hand when she arrived at Faces nightclub in Essex.
If you’ve ever travelled to America, you’ll notice a substantial amount of differences between itself and the UK. For example, America has countless fast food joints on every corner whilst in the UK we have endless tea rooms where hungry folk can feast upon scones, chocolate eclairs and the finest English cup of imported Indian tea. There’s also the weather, healthcare issues and America’s persistence of being the only nation in the world to really care about basketball, baseball and ice hockey. There’s also the grand scale of parties the two nations throw. On the west coast of America, countless film premieres are thrown to celebrate the launch of box office hits. On the east coast, playerz like Jay-Z and P Diddy launch countless products including aftershave, clothing and toilet neutraliser. In the UK, the best we can muster is a rented room in the local church. Part time lesbian Lindsay Lohan got to experience this first hand when she arrived at Faces nightclub in Essex.
Big Brother 2008 Won By Rachel Rice, Whoever That Is
Hey, good news if you enjoy watching workout DVDs fronted by staggeringly anonymous young women who look a bit Addams Familyish - Rachel Rice won Big Brother on Friday. Oh, don't try looking at us blankly like that. Rachel Rice! From Big Brother! You know, the one that wasn't blind. Or an albino. Or ginger. Or gay. Or pretend-Italian. Or the pretend-Italian's girlfriend. Or from Thailand. Or Somalia. Or Australia. Or a single mother. Or a Lynx model. Or fat and naked. You know, the one left over. Rachel Rice's Big Brother victory was a sharp reminder that sometimes nice girls do finish first. True, they're forgotten about in seconds and their hopes of maximising on their brief moment in the spotlight are virtually nonexistent and you'll never ever hear from them ever again, but, um, we've forgotten what our point was. And who won Big Brother, come to think of it.
Hey, good news if you enjoy watching workout DVDs fronted by staggeringly anonymous young women who look a bit Addams Familyish - Rachel Rice won Big Brother on Friday. Oh, don't try looking at us blankly like that. Rachel Rice! From Big Brother! You know, the one that wasn't blind. Or an albino. Or ginger. Or gay. Or pretend-Italian. Or the pretend-Italian's girlfriend. Or from Thailand. Or Somalia. Or Australia. Or a single mother. Or a Lynx model. Or fat and naked. You know, the one left over. Rachel Rice's Big Brother victory was a sharp reminder that sometimes nice girls do finish first. True, they're forgotten about in seconds and their hopes of maximising on their brief moment in the spotlight are virtually nonexistent and you'll never ever hear from them ever again, but, um, we've forgotten what our point was. And who won Big Brother, come to think of it.
Big Brother Betting Odds: Mikey Wins Big Brother Tonight?
After three long, long months, it's the last Big Brother of the series tonight, and we can't help being a little bit sad about it. Not because Big Brother's finished, mind you. We're sad because it means there'll be a load more ex-Big Brother housemates flouncing around in public thinking that they're megastars now. That just sort of makes us throw ourselves out of a window, really. But enough of that. Big Brother final, woo! Who's going to win, huh? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the two favourites - Rachel and Mikey - with help from Paddy Power...
After three long, long months, it's the last Big Brother of the series tonight, and we can't help being a little bit sad about it. Not because Big Brother's finished, mind you. We're sad because it means there'll be a load more ex-Big Brother housemates flouncing around in public thinking that they're megastars now. That just sort of makes us throw ourselves out of a window, really. But enough of that. Big Brother final, woo! Who's going to win, huh? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the two favourites - Rachel and Mikey - with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Ends Tomorrow, Rex Or Sara To Win?
We don't know about you, but the reality that Big Brother finishes tomorrow has just hit home - time for the traditional panic attacks to start, then. Our minds are racing so fast. Like, what are we going to do when Big Brother finishes? Spend more time with friends and family? Go outside? Stay inside and watch a TV show that we actually want to watch? Quick, someone get us a paper bag to pant into! But with the Big Brother finale out of the way, do we have any idea who's going to win? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex and Sara, with help from Paddy Power...
We don't know about you, but the reality that Big Brother finishes tomorrow has just hit home - time for the traditional panic attacks to start, then. Our minds are racing so fast. Like, what are we going to do when Big Brother finishes? Spend more time with friends and family? Go outside? Stay inside and watch a TV show that we actually want to watch? Quick, someone get us a paper bag to pant into! But with the Big Brother finale out of the way, do we have any idea who's going to win? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex and Sara, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Kat & Mo Gone, Darnell To Win?
Do you get the feeling that Big Brother knew who was going to get evicted tonight? Because, you know, it seems strange that the housemates got evicted right at the moment that they were dressed up as members of the opposite sex. And, you know, what with Mohamed having big ladyhair and Kat looking like a sort of androgynous Thai businessman - well, it all seems a bit too neat for us. Anyway, Mohamed and Kat got evicted from Big Brother tonight, which would be a surprise if only every single bellend on Earth hadn't predicted it already. Oh well, not long and it'll all be over. But who's going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Darnell to win, with help from Paddy Power...
Do you get the feeling that Big Brother knew who was going to get evicted tonight? Because, you know, it seems strange that the housemates got evicted right at the moment that they were dressed up as members of the opposite sex. And, you know, what with Mohamed having big ladyhair and Kat looking like a sort of androgynous Thai businessman - well, it all seems a bit too neat for us. Anyway, Mohamed and Kat got evicted from Big Brother tonight, which would be a surprise if only every single bellend on Earth hadn't predicted it already. Oh well, not long and it'll all be over. But who's going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Darnell to win, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Two Out Tonight, Kat To Win?
Hear that? Those are the death gasps of Big Brother 2008. There are only a few days left now and it'll all be over. But before all that, we've got another Big Brother eviction to slog through tonight. And it's a double eviction as well - the two Big Brother housemates with the least amount of votes so far are getting kicked out later on, and on a Tuesday too. The indignity! Anyway, forget all that because who's going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Kat to win, with help from Paddy Power...
Hear that? Those are the death gasps of Big Brother 2008. There are only a few days left now and it'll all be over. But before all that, we've got another Big Brother eviction to slog through tonight. And it's a double eviction as well - the two Big Brother housemates with the least amount of votes so far are getting kicked out later on, and on a Tuesday too. The indignity! Anyway, forget all that because who's going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Kat to win, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Gone, Can Mohamed Win?
We're into the last week of Big Brother 2008, and we have to say it's gone a lot quicker than we thought it would - these last 89 days have only felt like a hundred years, which is better than usual. But before we look forward to the end of Big Brother, what's been going on? Well for starters Lisa was evicted from Big Brother on Friday, and took the exit interview as another opportunity to try and convince us that a large part of her brain doesn't work properly. Oh, and also there's going to be a double eviction tomorrow night - the two housemates with the least number of votes so far are being booted out.That's right - people still actually vote on the outcome of Big Brother. Losers. But who's going to win Big Brother on Friday? Mohamed? Is it Mohamed? Is it? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed to win, with help from Paddy Power...
We're into the last week of Big Brother 2008, and we have to say it's gone a lot quicker than we thought it would - these last 89 days have only felt like a hundred years, which is better than usual. But before we look forward to the end of Big Brother, what's been going on? Well for starters Lisa was evicted from Big Brother on Friday, and took the exit interview as another opportunity to try and convince us that a large part of her brain doesn't work properly. Oh, and also there's going to be a double eviction tomorrow night - the two housemates with the least number of votes so far are being booted out.That's right - people still actually vote on the outcome of Big Brother. Losers. But who's going to win Big Brother on Friday? Mohamed? Is it Mohamed? Is it? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed to win, with help from Paddy Power...
