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Big Brother 11: Massive Pulsating Dickens

Big Brother! No-one’s watching it! And it’s about to stop being shown on telly! Yet it is still good for our traffic! HURRAY! What a weird and silly internet world we live in.

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Topless Housemates from Big Brother 11

by Mof Gimmers

Are you one of those women who hates it when people objectify other women, but still likes to have a crafty fiddle over pictures of muscular men with no tops on? Or are you a gay man who likes to look at men without their shirts on whilst they have a shower? Are you unclassifiable and just like looking at pictures of things and then make your mind up about it? Um. Big Brother housemates topless. YEAH.

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Josie and John James Banned From Bed in Big Brother House!

by Mof Gimmers

Heartbreaking news folks. Time to dig out the black armbands and wipe away a mournful tear. Ladies and gentleman – this is our JFK moment. Yesterday afternoon, Josie and John James were called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. The consequences were dire.

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Big Brother 11: Three housemates nominated!

by Mof Gimmers

News has come from the Big Brother press centre, where mole-like albino folk scurry around having not seen daylight for 50-odd days. Yessir, it is nomination time and today, three housemates are up for eviction!

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Big Brother 11 Inmates Revert To Infantile State

by Mof Gimmers

Big Brother 11 hasn’t exactly set the world alight. It’s even got to the point where the housemates can’t even be bother staying in there with loads of ‘em bunking off for faux-emotional reasons or, in the case of Laura, leaving because she’s a soft-arse. Those left in the house have been left to revert to some childlike state.

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Big Brother 2010 – Actually Quite Good… In A Way

by Josh Burt

Anyone who has ever endured the displeasure of listening to someone eulogising about a great TV show like The Wire or The Sopranos will know the score pretty well. You just have to watch a few episodes, get used to it. Or to use the words of someone like Danny Dyer – you just need [...]

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Big Brother 2010 – The First Eviction

by Josh Burt

In what will no doubt prove to be an almighty blunder, Big Brother XI – the gripping final series – has rather stupidly gone up against a World Cup. It’s a bit like attempting to celebrate your 21st birthday on the day that Princess Diana died. How do we know that? Don’t ask questions, we [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

What’s in and what’s out for the cool kids this week. Folded: James Corden gets taken to school by Sir Patrick Stewart (drunk celebrities are fun) Konnie Huq and Charlie Brooker together at last (good luck to them. Or should we say, good to her. He’s apparently got plenty) Evil Santas (not as good as [...]

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Big Brother 2010 Winner Revealed! Kind Of!

by Josh Burt

Of course, it’s easy to jump on the bandwagon driven by the kind of highbrow pipe-smoking women who find Big Brother to be totally beneath them and deride the show. But sod that, Big Brother is magnificent, and once the abominable cockery of the first couple of weeks dies down, it tends to settle and [...]

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