by Stuart Heritage
The Big Brother ‘Where Are They Now?’ file is giant and largely pointless, full of Nuts covershoots and hamfisted stabs at TV presenting.
And then there’s Samanda. You know – Samanda. They were twins from last year’s Big Brother. One of them was called Sam and one of them was called Amanda. They were shit, but they almost won. Remember? The only thing either of them said from beginning to end for the entire length of the series was the word ‘pink’. Ah, now you remember.
Since leaving Big Brother, Samanda released a cover version of Barbie Girl that couldn’t have been any more terrible if it was a Finnish death metal song called Rape The Young. The song rightfully failed, which is why Samanda have implemented Plan B.
And Plan B, believe it or not, is a fashion column on the internet. We know, we’re as staggered as you are. As far as we were aware, neither Sam or Amanda could even speak a coherent sentence, let alone write one. And yet here they are blabbing away about clothes like they’re bloody experts.
Want to know what Samanda thinks about floral prints? About Agyness Deyn? About the French first lady? Oh you bloody do. Which is why you should probably click the link below.
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Samanda – Osoyou
The Big Brother 'Where Are They Now?' file is giant and largely pointless, full of Nuts covershoots and hamfisted stabs at TV presenting.
And then there's Samanda. You know - Samanda. They were twins from last year's Big Brother. One of them was called Sam and one of them was called Amanda. They were shit, but they almost won. Remember? The only thing either of them said from beginning to end for the entire length of the series was the word 'pink'. Ah, now you remember.
Since leaving Big Brother, Samanda released a cover version of Barbie Girl that couldn't have been any more terrible if it was a Finnish death metal song called Rape The Young. The song rightfully failed, which is why Samanda have implemented Plan B.
And Plan B, believe it or not, is a fashion column on the internet. We know, we're as staggered as you are. As far as we were aware, neither Sam or Amanda could even speak a coherent sentence, let alone write one. And yet here they are blabbing away about clothes like they're bloody experts.
Want to know what Samanda thinks about floral prints? About Agyness Deyn? About the French first lady? Oh you bloody do. Which is why you should probably click the link below.
Read more:
Samanda - Osoyou
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by Chris Laverty
Every man and his dog knows that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack was a big stinking tub of old porridge. Every man, it seems, except its host Dermot O’Leary – he thinks the whole thing was great. Though he doesn’t want to make another one.
During January of this year, digital station E4 ran Big Brother spin-off Hijack for three and a half pitiful weeks that felt longer to endure than a spectacularly constipated shit. Essentially it was no more than a rehash of their regular Big Brother show with some minor-list celebrities ‘pulling the contestants’ strings’ – i.e. making them act silly and squeal a lot.
While press and public responded to this fiasco by turning off their television sets and beating the next-door neighbour’s cat to get their anger out, E4 owners Channel 4 still insists the show was a rousing success.
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