Articles tagged with: Big Brother
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
In and Out. Folded: The Beatles: Rock Band (Your Social Life: Over) Mean Creek (on TV last week at stupid-o-clock. Thoughtful bully bashing drama with decent performances from its young cast) Trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony is online (it’s very funny and Xbox 360 owners are very lucky) Big Brother has finished (and nearly for good, ...
In and Out. Folded: The Beatles: Rock Band (Your Social Life: Over) Mean Creek (on TV last week at stupid-o-clock. Thoughtful bully bashing drama with decent performances from its young cast) Trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony is online (it’s very funny and Xbox 360 owners are very lucky) Big Brother has finished (and nearly for good, ...
Sophie Reade Wins Big Brother – Oh, At Least Pretend To Care
Without question, Big Brother 2009 will be remembered for one of three things. It could be remembered as the Big Brother that nobody cared about. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother that was won by Sophie Reade, 2009's obligatory thick blonde girl with big knockers. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother where Davina McCall turned up to the final in fancy dress and nobody really understood why. But whatever. On Friday night Sophie Reade emerged triumphant as the winner of Big Brother 2009. So that'll be the last that anyone hears from her, then.
Without question, Big Brother 2009 will be remembered for one of three things. It could be remembered as the Big Brother that nobody cared about. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother that was won by Sophie Reade, 2009's obligatory thick blonde girl with big knockers. Or it could be remembered as the Big Brother where Davina McCall turned up to the final in fancy dress and nobody really understood why. But whatever. On Friday night Sophie Reade emerged triumphant as the winner of Big Brother 2009. So that'll be the last that anyone hears from her, then.
Big Brother Final! Who’s Going To Win? Dogface? Oh, Right
Tonight's the big night! After approximately most of our entire life, this series of Big Brother will end tonight. We jest - in all seriousness Big Brother has actually had one of the best years on record. But nobody cares, because hardly anyone watched it and it's dying soon anyway so what's the point? Huh? What's the bloody point point of anything any more? Anyway, which of the remaining Big Brother housemates will end up winning the prize money, releasing a fitness DVD and embarking on a disastrous pop career? Time to have one final look, we suppose...
Tonight's the big night! After approximately most of our entire life, this series of Big Brother will end tonight. We jest - in all seriousness Big Brother has actually had one of the best years on record. But nobody cares, because hardly anyone watched it and it's dying soon anyway so what's the point? Huh? What's the bloody point point of anything any more? Anyway, which of the remaining Big Brother housemates will end up winning the prize money, releasing a fitness DVD and embarking on a disastrous pop career? Time to have one final look, we suppose...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Happy and sad. Folded: Emeli Sande (criminally not in the video for Diamond Rings by Chipmunk despite doing all the singing. Buy her stuff anyway, it’s grrrr and soulful) Benefit Busters on Channel 4 (all hilarious but ‘in conversation with Emma’ was comedy moment ...
Happy and sad. Folded: Emeli Sande (criminally not in the video for Diamond Rings by Chipmunk despite doing all the singing. Buy her stuff anyway, it’s grrrr and soulful) Benefit Busters on Channel 4 (all hilarious but ‘in conversation with Emma’ was comedy moment ...
Big Brother: Marcus Vs Siavash, Plus Big Brother Dies
Yeah yeah, Marcus vs Siavash, blah blah blah - they're killing Big Brother! They're actually killing Big Brother! It's a sad day indeed. Big Brother has always been there for us - through the bad times, the other bad times, the worse times and the times that were so bad that we deliberately shat ourselves in protest at them - and, yes, we'll miss it. What's that? Big Brother's still contracted for one more year? Alright, we don't like it that much. Jesus. Anyway, this week Marcus and Siavash face eviction - not that it matters any more - so here's what we think of them...
Yeah yeah, Marcus vs Siavash, blah blah blah - they're killing Big Brother! They're actually killing Big Brother! It's a sad day indeed. Big Brother has always been there for us - through the bad times, the other bad times, the worse times and the times that were so bad that we deliberately shat ourselves in protest at them - and, yes, we'll miss it. What's that? Big Brother's still contracted for one more year? Alright, we don't like it that much. Jesus. Anyway, this week Marcus and Siavash face eviction - not that it matters any more - so here's what we think of them...
Big Brother: See? We Said Bea Would Get Evicted
On Friday, Bea got evicted from the Big Brother house, which isn't really news because Bea was rubbish. So what other Big Brother news is there? Well, Big Brother is going for starters, and we've decided to take that fact as something between a depressing critique on the state of the nation and a direct personal insult. What else? Nothing. Nothing has happened on Big Brother, in the last few days or ever, frankly. Nevertheless, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Siavash, Charlie and Lisa...
On Friday, Bea got evicted from the Big Brother house, which isn't really news because Bea was rubbish. So what other Big Brother news is there? Well, Big Brother is going for starters, and we've decided to take that fact as something between a depressing critique on the state of the nation and a direct personal insult. What else? Nothing. Nothing has happened on Big Brother, in the last few days or ever, frankly. Nevertheless, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Siavash, Charlie and Lisa...
Big Brother: Bea Or Marcus Or David Out Tomorrow Or Something
There's another Big Brother eviction tomorrow! We haven't been counting, but we're fairly sure this might be the thousandth one of the year. But who cares, because tomorrow either Bea or Marcus or David will be evicted from the Big Brother house. And really it could be any of... oh, who are we kidding? It'll be Bea, won't it? By a mile. Bea's going to be evicted from the Big Brother house by a mile. She definitely will. Definitely. But, hey, let's play dumb and look at the chances of all three of them for the sake of tradition...
There's another Big Brother eviction tomorrow! We haven't been counting, but we're fairly sure this might be the thousandth one of the year. But who cares, because tomorrow either Bea or Marcus or David will be evicted from the Big Brother house. And really it could be any of... oh, who are we kidding? It'll be Bea, won't it? By a mile. Bea's going to be evicted from the Big Brother house by a mile. She definitely will. Definitely. But, hey, let's play dumb and look at the chances of all three of them for the sake of tradition...
Big Brother: Well Look At That, Freddie’s Been Evicted
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
