Articles tagged with: bible
Celebrating Halloween This Weekend? Then This Man Hates You
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
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Matthew McConaughey Unironically Names Baby After Biblical Figure
As the world slowly comes to terms with the fact that Matthew McConaughey has successfully spawned, fears over what he'd name his baby have gradually taken hold. But it's OK - Matthew McConaughey isn't like all these other ridiculous celebrities with their weird predilictions for nutty baby names. Instead Matthew McConaughey has chosen a simple, humble name for his new son - Levi Alves McConaughey - after his favourite character in the Bible. By naming his baby Levi, Matthew McConaughey must secretly hope that the boy grows up to be the equal of the biblical figure - an astrologist who once stabbed the entire male population of a city to death because one of them might have raped his sister. Still, rather that than making romantic comedies for a living like his dad, eh?
As the world slowly comes to terms with the fact that Matthew McConaughey has successfully spawned, fears over what he'd name his baby have gradually taken hold. But it's OK - Matthew McConaughey isn't like all these other ridiculous celebrities with their weird predilictions for nutty baby names. Instead Matthew McConaughey has chosen a simple, humble name for his new son - Levi Alves McConaughey - after his favourite character in the Bible. By naming his baby Levi, Matthew McConaughey must secretly hope that the boy grows up to be the equal of the biblical figure - an astrologist who once stabbed the entire male population of a city to death because one of them might have raped his sister. Still, rather that than making romantic comedies for a living like his dad, eh?
