Since leaving EastEnders in 1999, Patsy Palmer has become one of the most famous human beings on Earth thanks to her red-raw, groundbreaking performances in Patsy Palmer's Ibiza Workout and that reality TV show about sad dogs.
But even though Patsy Palmer's workout DVD/ dog show-based career has seen her get deified by all of the world's religious leaders and effectively bring an end to the Middle East crisis by herself with an innovative mixture of three-legged dogs and full-arm squat-thrusts to copyright-free dance music, Patsy Palmer has decided to return to her roots with an announcement that she'll become an EastEnders cast-member again early next year.
Oh, you know, Patsy Palmer. The ginger one. Played Bianca. Shouted a lot. Google her or something.
