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domYouTube phenomenons come and go like sailors, but The Brett Domino Trio are different.

We know this because we sent Keith Emmerson to meet the boys behind the keytar. Due to the wonder of technology, after the jump you can find out all about the genesis of the band, their appearance on Britain’s Got Talent, right the way up to what the future has in store.

So make yourself a nice cup ‘o tea, put your feet up, and discover the mythical and legendary men that combine to create (two thirds of) the Brett Domino Trio

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Britain's Got Talent, Stavros Flatley, Shaun Smith, Jamie Pugh, FlawlessWe’re halfway up the Everest of semi-finals week, and ITV have kindly given us a little sniff from a tank of oxygen, in the form of a day with no show. Caution: metaphor-stretching ahead.

Since setting off from auditions basecamp, it’s been a steady slog up the north face of Britain’s Got Talent. The air’s getting thinner than Darth Jackson‘s address book, and colder than the series of pumps and switches that pass for Amanda Holden‘s heart.

But if you find yourself tiring, don’t worry: Susan Boyle will truss you up with climbing rope and hoist you over her hefty shoulders.

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susan-boyleIn many ways, Susan Boyle’s journey on Britain’s Got Talent is much like the history of America’s Civil Rights Movement.

Both have shown that it is wrong to judge people based on appearance. Both have proven that the oppressed can, through strength of spirit and unshakable belief in what is right, break down barriers and rise above discrimination. Both are close to Oprah Winfrey‘s heart.

And both have gone on for so long now that decent society must look deep within itself and ask: what is wrong with us, that after all which has gone before, we still must confront these things?

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Britain's Got Talent, Simon Cowell, Susan BoyleBritain’s Got Talent on Saturday began to tell us which 40 acts were to perform again for the public vote.

And you’ll never guess which Oprah-loving, Obama-hating, probably metal bar-bending Sottish singer made it.

Give yourself ten points and a furtive crotch massage if you guessed Susan Boyle, she of The Voice, The Modesty and The Physical Characteristics Of A Balloon Rubbed On A Jumper Then Passed Over A Hairdresser’s Floor.

And Then Covered In Your Granny’s Christmas Wrapping Paper.

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