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Jay Z First Buys Will Smith’s Daughter Willow – Next Stop, Arsenal Football Club

Jay Z is an incredibly busy human being for someone who has retired a million times already. Since he decided to lead a quiet life, he’s married the most famous woman on the planet, released records, headlined Glastonbury, headed up a massive record label and recently, played the first ever show at the brand new [...]

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Beyonce Looks Like A ‘Biker’

by Hilary Wardle

You may not know/care about this, but Beyonce runs a fashion label called Derriere Dereon with her mother, Tina, and they’re currently launching a new range of hideous, skin-tight, studded outfits with bits glued on. And how better to advertise something a biker would never wear than with a ‘biker’ themed photoshoot? Now, I know [...]

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Beyonce Gets Her Doors Smashed Off

by Stuart Heritage

This is just a guess, but it seems fair to suggest that Beyonce has just suffered her worst day ever. She’s been in a car crash. According to reports, Beyonce was getting out of her Mercedes in London this week when another car ploughed in out of nowhere and ripped its door from its hinges. [...]

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Official: Oprah Winfrey Can Kick Your Arse

by Ralph Sanders

Who’s the most dangerous celebrity? Which fiend of myth wields the most power? Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatever? She’s only beaten up one toilet attendant, and that’s nothing for a Northern Girl, Cheryl Weedy more like. Russell Crowe? Well, there’s his terrible band with the terrible name and he can throw a mean phone, but that’s nothing new. [...]

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Baby Gaga, 3-Year-Old Keira Ladrow, Is Being Inappropriate Now

by Amy Grindhouse

After the horrendous Single Ladies seven-year-olds scandal of a few weeks back – which can never be expunged from our brains – we bring you more news of children being inappropriate. Today’s scandal is brought to you by someone who isn’t old enough to know poop isn’t a food stuff, and yet they’ve racked up [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 28 April 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Now that someone has made the Starship Enterprise out of different kinds of meat, the internet is finally complete – Geekologie 9 – Oh, wait, here’s a picture of an unusually small horse. OK, now we’re done. Shut the gate, someone – Bestweekever 8 – Beyonce covered in sand. Pervert – AmyGrindhouse 7 [...]

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Donny Osmond has a big cry over Lady GaGa’s Telephone

by Mof Gimmers

Donny Osmond, the whitest guy who ever lived, is having a big old wail about Lady GaGa’s video for Telephone, which stars Beyonce Knowles and their respective sociable breasts. He’s got into a massive tizz about the whole thing, fretting and pacing up and down in his kitchen mainlining decaf coffee and wondering what the [...]

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Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone Video: The 10 Best Bits

by Stuart Heritage

Lady Gaga has just released the long-awaited video to Telephone, her new single. But so bloody what, eh?

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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