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Beyonce’s Use of Photoshop is Killing My Soul

September 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Oh, Beyonc?, what has become of you? Up until very recently, I have been a huge fucking Beyonc? fan. I think she’s beyond talented (like her husband, Jay Z, said, she’s the greatest entertainer of our generation) and I even named her one of the twelve coolest feminists in Hollywood, but now I’m starting to think I was giving way too much credit to good old Mrs. Carter.

Beyonc? has been accused of photo-shopping her Tumblr and Instagram pictures to look thinner, like she’s a goddamn Kardashian or something. For a while, I didn’t buy into it, just like I had trouble believing that Beyonc? and Jay Z STUNTED me with all their divorce shit, but her latest Tumblr pics have me thinking that maybe Queen Bey isn’t some feminist icon, but instead just a Kardashian level basic bitch who photo-shops her thighs.

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Beyonce Fans Are Morons Say Scientists

March 25th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

It's very easy to point the finger and accuse people of being something they’re not.

Just the other day we got called tight-fisted for refusing to pay an old lady’s bus fare late at night. Yes it was raining but, Jesus, she wouldn't share her umbrella. What goes around comes around you see.

For years we've often assumed that people who listen to pop music are morons who live in a fantasy land. Of course everything will work out happily ever after like in all their videos and song. Now, scientists have banged their brains together to prove what we all knew all along.

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