Articles tagged with: Beyonce
Top 30 Hottest Ever Sports Illustrated Swimwear Models
We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought of a lovely girl in a tight-fitting bikini. OK, enough of the terrible jokes and roll on the pictures of half-naked women...
We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought of a lovely girl in a tight-fitting bikini. OK, enough of the terrible jokes and roll on the pictures of half-naked women...
Win Obsessed On DVD Now, Please
Obsessed, now that was a brilliant film. Just like Fatal Attraction, but none of the women had stupid haircuts and you didn't see Michael Douglas' nipples. Brilliant. And even more brilliant is the fact that, because it's out on DVD next week, we've got three copies of Obsessed to give to you. You'll like it - it's just like Dreamgirls except Beyonce doesn't burst into song all the poxy time and there's a fistfight at the end of it. Brilliant. The Obsessed competition details are after the jump...
Obsessed, now that was a brilliant film. Just like Fatal Attraction, but none of the women had stupid haircuts and you didn't see Michael Douglas' nipples. Brilliant. And even more brilliant is the fact that, because it's out on DVD next week, we've got three copies of Obsessed to give to you. You'll like it - it's just like Dreamgirls except Beyonce doesn't burst into song all the poxy time and there's a fistfight at the end of it. Brilliant. The Obsessed competition details are after the jump...
Beyonce & Her Immoral Boobs Postpone Malaysian Concert
Yo women, we're real happy for you, we'll let you finish, but Beyonce has some of the most immoral breasts of all time! OF ALL TIME! How immoral are Beyonce's breasts? Beyonce's breasts are so immoral that they've just made her postpone a concert in Malaysia. Apparently the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party is so outraged at the prospect of watching a pretty young woman wiggle her scantily-clad body about that she's decided to pull out. Of course, Beyonce could have just worn a few more clothes, but then people would have had to concentrate on her songs. Talk about a disaster.
Yo women, we're real happy for you, we'll let you finish, but Beyonce has some of the most immoral breasts of all time! OF ALL TIME! How immoral are Beyonce's breasts? Beyonce's breasts are so immoral that they've just made her postpone a concert in Malaysia. Apparently the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party is so outraged at the prospect of watching a pretty young woman wiggle her scantily-clad body about that she's decided to pull out. Of course, Beyonce could have just worn a few more clothes, but then people would have had to concentrate on her songs. Talk about a disaster.
The VMA Conspiracy Theories Are Coming
Rumours about what on Earth really caused the now infamous outburst at this year's MTV Video Music Awards have started to surface. You probably know what actually happened onstage by now. The show's been playing on a loop ever since, alongside witty commentary pointing out that grown men making young girls weepy is a rather rubbish thing to do. Kanye West has had to apologise not once but twice for making himself look like a twit - such a twit that one capital-letter-laden apology on his blog was not quite enough to cover it. Now that both long-winded apologies are over and done with the world can move on to the next controversy. Wait, what's that? We can't?
Rumours about what on Earth really caused the now infamous outburst at this year's MTV Video Music Awards have started to surface. You probably know what actually happened onstage by now. The show's been playing on a loop ever since, alongside witty commentary pointing out that grown men making young girls weepy is a rather rubbish thing to do. Kanye West has had to apologise not once but twice for making himself look like a twit - such a twit that one capital-letter-laden apology on his blog was not quite enough to cover it. Now that both long-winded apologies are over and done with the world can move on to the next controversy. Wait, what's that? We can't?
MTV VMAs: Kanye West Buggers Everything Up, Again
Seriously, when will you people learn? It's rule number one when it comes to organising awards shows, but you always ignore it. Never invite Kanye West. That's it. It's a fundamental awards show rule. Invite Kanye West and he'll invariably end up losing an award he assumed he'd win, shrieking indignantly about it for 30 minutes and then pooing in his pants on purpose while refusing to break eye contact with the camera. It always happens. Never invite Kanye West. Just ask Taylor Swift, whose MTV VMA acceptance speech Kanye West obliterated last night because he thought she wasn't very good.
Seriously, when will you people learn? It's rule number one when it comes to organising awards shows, but you always ignore it. Never invite Kanye West. That's it. It's a fundamental awards show rule. Invite Kanye West and he'll invariably end up losing an award he assumed he'd win, shrieking indignantly about it for 30 minutes and then pooing in his pants on purpose while refusing to break eye contact with the camera. It always happens. Never invite Kanye West. Just ask Taylor Swift, whose MTV VMA acceptance speech Kanye West obliterated last night because he thought she wasn't very good.
Top 26 Pop Star Babes
The pop industry has a lot to answer for. It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits. Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too - but not that many.
The pop industry has a lot to answer for. It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits. Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too - but not that many.
VMA Nominations: Beyonce & Lady Gaga Fight To The Death (Hopefully)
The MTV VMAs always excite - they only reward the best, most exciting, most innovative artists working today. Or Britney Spears, which is what happened last year. But given that no major pop stars have had terrifying nervous breakdowns and then agreed to make a documentary for MTV that's basically 90 minutes of them sobbing forlornly this year, hopefully the VMAs will be business as usual. Except this year's MTV VMA nominations have just been announced and, along with Beyonce, Lady Gaga has gained the most nods. So by 'business as usual' we mean 'tedious, deliberately controversial, badly dressed and worryingly mannish'.
The MTV VMAs always excite - they only reward the best, most exciting, most innovative artists working today. Or Britney Spears, which is what happened last year. But given that no major pop stars have had terrifying nervous breakdowns and then agreed to make a documentary for MTV that's basically 90 minutes of them sobbing forlornly this year, hopefully the VMAs will be business as usual. Except this year's MTV VMA nominations have just been announced and, along with Beyonce, Lady Gaga has gained the most nods. So by 'business as usual' we mean 'tedious, deliberately controversial, badly dressed and worryingly mannish'.
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