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Oh YEAH! The Smurfs Movie Is Gonna Be EXCELLENT!

July 9th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Be honest – when you heard that The Smurfs was going to be remade into a movie, a tiny part of you died.

Well, there was no need. Further details about the Smurfs movie have emerged, and it looks like it’ll be a masterpiece. The Smurfs will take the gritty realism of The Dark Knight and pair it with the knowing pizazz of Iron Man, while painstakingly staying true to the Smurf canon to keep the purists sated.

What makes us so certain? Simple, because the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua is directing The Smurfs movie. Beverly Hills Chihuahua! Squeeee!

Weekend Box Office: Beverly Hills Chihuahua Humps Ridley Scott’s Leg

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This weekend saw the release of Body Of Lies; a taut, relevant thriller starring two of the world’s biggest actors helmed by one of its biggest directors.

And that’s why Body Of Lies is the number one movie at the weekend box office this week. Oh, actually, wait, no – Body Of Lies isn’t the number one movie at the weekend box office this week. The number one movie at the US box office is actually Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a film about a chihuahua. In Beverly Hills. That stars some dogs.

But just because it was beaten to the number one weekend box office spot by Beverly Hills Chihuahua, it doesn’t spell total humiliation for Body Of Lies. After all, it wasn’t like it was beaten down to third place in the box office by a ropey horror movie that’s only been released now because it’s not good enough for the Halloween market. Oh, actually, wait, no…

Beverly Hills Chihuahua Tops Weekend Box Office, Nobody Looks Ashamed

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s such a stroke of genius that we’re astonished nobody had thought of it first – putting everyone’s favourite two loves of Beverly Hills and a chihuahua together in a movie.

Because the result is the complex, morally ambiguous rites of passage epic Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and it’s just become the number one movie at the weekend box office.

No wonder the weekend box office loves Beverly Hills Chihuahua – if anyone who’s seen the movie didn’t start to choke up at the moment when the Beverly Hills Chihuahua sits in a little chair wearing sunglasses and listening to Right Said Fred, well, we’re just not even sure that they’re human.